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Originally posted by veggiechicken
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just an obtuse observation .... now where's that wobber?Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Stop it, no more, pwease, ow ow ow.....Comment
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it was woger.I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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It's sad when you can recite the lines to a film.
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No its sad when I have to google it to remember what I've forgotten.Originally posted by cardiffsteve View PostIt's sad when you can recite the lines to a film.I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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he is the massiah of course the messiah will deny it
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]Comment
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heeeeeez bewind youOriginally posted by RedThorn View PostsigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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I was listening to a local radio station today, as one of my customers was presenting a morning show.
On it there was an advert for someone in Nantgarw and the voice over man had a speech impediment, I thought it very strange to use them to promote your business via the radio.I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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Hope he didn't have to say Nantgarw!Comment
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Funnily enough I've never been on a fancy dress night with him - so thankfully I've never had to dress up as Mrs Daffy (is there such a thing?)Originally posted by Capsid View PostComment
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Hmm, the knitting Mrs Daffy could definitely be me. Better start looking for a pair of yellow tights!Comment
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