How little we know about each other!

[marchogaeth]

Hate to tell you this but the Severn is on flood alert. Last time I was at Upton the flood mark in the water front pub was 3ft up the wall. Lovely place though when its not under water.

Colin

What about the multimillion pound flood defences that I spent last festival climbing up and over?

[marchogaeth]

Its the Malvern Show 10-13 May.

No chance then. I'll be on catch up after next weekend. One day, one day........

[cardiffsteve]

BRIAN: Aah.

PILATE: Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.

BRIAN: A what? [slap] Aaagh.

PILATE: This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

GUARD #1: A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir.

PILATE: Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus?

BIGGUS DICKUS: Hm hm hm hm hm.

CENTURION: Hail Caesar!

PILATE: Hail.

CENTURION: The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.

PILATE: Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet.

CENTURION: Ah, no. I know sir, but--

PILATE: My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it.

CENTURION: Hail Caesar.

BIGGUS: Hail Thaethar!

CENTURION: You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?

PILATE: Give it a miss?

CENTURION: Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir.

PILATE: Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

CENTURION: A... bit thundery, sir.

PILATE: Take him away.

BRIAN: I'm a Roman! I-- I can prove it, honestly!

PILATE: And cwucify him well! Biggus.

CENTURION: Ah, I-- I really wouldn't, sir.

PILATE: Out of the way, Centuwion.

BIGGUS: Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.

[veggiechicken]

No, no more, please, I beg of you, please. My sides have only just recovered from the last lot!
But, always look on the bright side...

[lottie dolly]

No, no more, please, I beg of you, please. My sides have only just recovered from the last lot!
But, always look on the bright side...

what would you want to get yourself stitched up for lol

[Glutton4...]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I weally mutht get my Huthband educated in the wayth of Python...

[veggiechicken]

Story of my life LD. Either being stitched up or in stitches. Like one memorable Chri,,,mas Day, having my top lip stitched up in A&E, having tripped up on my new pink fluffy mules and fallen onto a glass of cheap "champagne" I'd won in a raffle!

[veggiechicken]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I weally mutht get my Huthband educated in the wayth of Python...

What's he like with his Rs, G4?

[VirginVegGrower]

No suggestions for eating, sorry, but it sounds as if you have a picnic with you.
Sorry I missed you!

Hi VC - we found a lovely place thank you. Nearly home and if you think it's wet in Wales, I've got news for you. The Midands is doubly bad today and we have been from Derbyshire to Dynas Powys and back. Sorry we missed you too but I've got every different bit of Welsh cheese I could lay my hands on. Looking forward to cheese on toast for supper. Malverns not too bad driving through. Rivers bursting banks everywhere but Midlands hellish. M42 is a veritable swimming pool.

[bearded bloke]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I weally mutht get my Huthband educated in the wayth of Python...

We all know that his declared interest in Land/Wange Wovers is just a front & that he is really ...................

[veggiechicken]

That bike must have been important to have travelled in this weather. Glad you're almost home!
And its not cheese on toast but Welsh Rarebit!!

[VirginVegGrower]

That bike must have been important to have travelled in this weather. Glad you're almost home!
And its not cheese on toast but Welsh Rarebit!!

Pink Pashley for a little girl's birthday! Five mins and we are back. Ooh sorry missus of course it's Welsh Rarebit. I forgot!

[veggiechicken]

Can't move for bikes on here at the mo!

[lottie dolly]

Story of my life LD. Either being stitched up or in stitches. Like one memorable Chri,,,mas Day, having my top lip stitched up in A&E, having tripped up on my new pink fluffy mules and fallen onto a glass of cheap "champagne" I'd won in a raffle!

bloomin ek,you know how to have fun

[veggiechicken]

It got better than that - the young doctor, with mistletoe in his hair, said he'd give me a kiss for C...mas! That took the pain away from having stitches without any anaesthetic. He didn't of course, it was just the thought!! I've never believed men since!!