Here we go again.

[Mikey]

The cold tap doesn't leave you sticky though.

[veggiechicken]

The cold tap doesn't leave you sticky though.

Does Mum wash your face as well then?

[Mikey]

Does Mum wash your face as well then?

Mine or yours?

Mine stopped when I moved out?

[veggiechicken]

My Mum would "wash" anyone's face if it was grubby. Takes her ages to work her way along the bus queue. She maybe 92 but she still has plenty of spit to spare.

[Mikey]

I hope she has plenty of hankies, it really wouldn't do to be sharing the hanky.

[veggiechicken]

She's just as likely to use the hem of her skirt Not a pretty sight!!