Soccer Banter

[Bigmallly]

Every soccer fan likes a bit of light hearted banter so wondered if anyone would like to join in. I'm obviously pig sick at how my team are doing, have supported Leeds all my life through good times & now bad. Who's your team? Are you happy with how they have done this season? Do all Man U fans live outside Manchester?...........

I'm going to start the banter by saying 1 goal is not enough for Chelsea tonight & City will beat United next Monday.
MOT (Marching On Together).

[cardiffsteve]

Whats soccer, thats american isn't it?
I know nothing about football other than the ball is round.


Do Leeds play in the Blue Square premier?

[Bigmallly]

Whats soccer, thats american isn't it?
I know nothing about football other than the ball is round.


Do Leeds play in the Blue Square premier?

They will do in 3 seasons time.

[donnakebab]

I used to follow football in the days of Billy Bremner, Allan Clark, Trevor Francis, Kevin Keegan, Emlyn Hughes and the like.

Lost interest when I met OH. He was a Villa fan and I was a Blues fan. Glad we lost interest as couldn't afford to watch a game now. Let alone pronounce the names of the players!

[donnakebab]

Like Rugby better now.

[cardiffsteve]

Like Rugby better now.

Come into the light.

[horticultural_hobbit]

I used to follow football in the days of Billy Bremner, Allan Clark, Trevor Francis, Kevin Keegan, Emlyn Hughes and the like.

Lost interest when I met OH. He was a Villa fan and I was a Blues fan. Glad we lost interest as couldn't afford to watch a game now. Let alone pronounce the names of the players!

A blue nose and a villain?! How'd that happen?!
I won't be watching chelsea vs messi. Though I will be amused if Robert Di Matteo pulled it off. Have lost interest in football-not soccer-of late. All being well that will be revived for the summer. I would rather that Flash 'Arry was not anointed and crowned England gaffer. Mr.Pearce has always been my favourite for the job. Especially as I remember watching him exorcising his penalty miss demons when he did score.

[Bigmallly]

Well what do I know about the beautiful game?..........Well done Chelsea but what a stupid foul by Terry.

[veggiechicken]

Well what do I know about the beautiful game?..........

Is that rugby?

[Bigmallly]

Is that rugby?

Only when the Rhinos are playing...........

[veggiechicken]

Good thing they don't head the ball in rugby or it would be spiked each time!

[Bigmallly]

Good thing they don't head the ball in rugby or it would be spiked each time!

Aye but it was all done for a good cause.

[veggiechicken]

I haven't the remotest idea what you're on about!

[Bigmallly]

Are you not on about the Rhinos players having shaved heads?

[Newton]

I am a Liverpool fan. Suffering now.........dalglish should resign after we win the fa cup