Guess what janeyo is growing for xmas?

[bearded bloke]

Congratulations from me as well.
Can I ask where did you get the seeds for a baby?

Have you got pictures?

But, but,but.
What about a pop up book?

Ere yer go bud summat to read while you are sitting on THE step

[janeyo]

Thanks all, I've known for 5 weeks already, had 2 early scans (as history of ectopic), spent one day in the maternity ward as was throwing up for over 24 hours continuously (they couldn't get IV in as was too dehydrated, so had to resort to antisickness injections), got some new tablets which are helping a bit (enough to allow me to go to work anyway) but not sure I can cope with any pictures as feel too queasy for that!

Just about over the shock of it all now as it was a bit of a surprise!

Might have to call it 'slug' as the with the second scan where I saw the heartbeat at just 7 weeks, it looked like a slug!

[veggiechicken]

When they're older, we'll tell him/her that you thought they looked like a slug

[Helgalush]

Aw wonderful! Congratulations!!

[bearded bloke]

Tell you what Janey the is actually a slug species that you could use as a name for either gender ......... Kerry

[veggiechicken]

BB, how could you suggest such an awful name for a youngster Geomalacus maculosus?

[bearded bloke]

Checked the link & its right Whats wrong with Kerry VC ?

[horticultural_hobbit]

Was going to ask what we call baby grapes! Congratulations, my sweet. You shall be Mother Nature. Hugs to the seedling

[veggiechicken]

Kerry is a familiar name - you should give a child a proper name. It looks so much better on a cheque book!
"The Kerry slug or Kerry spotted slug, scientific name Geomalacus maculosus,"

[bearded bloke]

Kerry Katona & Kerry Packer may differ in opinion VC

but if we are going latin then surely it would be the forum favourites ......

Biggus Dickus or Incontinentia Buttooks

[veggiechicken]

No, No, a Thousand times No!! Please..... My stomach goes into instant wobble just reading those names...

[ladylottie]

There's a nice present to look forward to come December! Congratulations!

[Tripmeup]

Congrats...enjoy the peaceful sleeps now (from one who knows...)

[Jax]

Congratulations Janeyo x

[janeyo]

We have just told the boys that there will be a new addition. They wanted to know if we could put a snooker table in the new room - (carpets went down today - extension finally finished after 3/12 years!), so we said we thought we'd put a baby in there instead.

It took eldest son a few seconds for the penny to drop, then he Beamed!

They are very excited and are currently sorting out all their cuddly toys so that the baby can have some (but only the ones with no hard eys lol). And eldest is singing 'mummy's having a baby' over and over - CUTE!



oh and he wants it to be a boy and the littlun wants a girl so someone is going to be disappointed!