I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

But I am a veggie
And forage on nuts
And fruit in its seasons
For very good reasons....

[Bigmallly]

Pray may I ask, being a mear dumb ape..........why are we having a Panto in bladdy May?.........

[veggiechicken]

....... because its cold enough to be December?

[bearded bloke]

Good Morn all,I did the dishes to the dawn chorus .....



but now tis time for all to rise & harken the birdsong of morn,twas chillsome first thing so I light a warming campfire.....



mayhap when the chef awakes she make use it's heat to make tea & toast for all

[bearded bloke]

....... because its cold enough to be December?

Would also be the idea place to put on other seasonal productions .... A Mid-Summer Night's Dream for instance (with careful handling this thread has the potential to run for a looooooooong time )

[veggiechicken]

Thank you very, Much (see what i did there?) for your enthusiasm! I'm sure Cook will be delighted to find that you've already done the dishes. A nice thick wodge of buttered toast would go down a treat at the moment - any Marmite, or do I have to use squished rabbit droppings again?

[lottie dolly]

liking the poem script,
my lady M must start getting sleep of beauty
before she helps robin with his gotten bootie

hope you got plenty of porage
thus saves me having to forage

here is your water to wash
then go help robin spend his dosh,

[taff]

I don't need toast, I have caaaake....Jeanies cake....

[veggiechicken]

Good morrow to you Maid Lottie,
Methinks you have gone slightly Pottie
Tis the soft summer air
that washes the fair
for only the flirty
get dirty!!

[lottie dolly]

with regret i must go,to follow the floe
of yonder stream to bathe,
then dance in the sun,
and get some fun
before the light doth fade,

[donnakebab]

Good morn fine troupe
I smell some soup
But not sure of the flavour
I'll find some gin
And throw some in
T'will be a taste to savour.

[bearded bloke]

NEWSFLASH


A declaration has been maid ()

then dance in the sun,
and get some fun
before the light doth fade,

Gather round all ye merry men(&as it be Sunday the sheriff may watch ....... from afar )



At midday on the green maid lottie will be dancing (limbo) to retain her first place from yestereve ..........

[FionaH]

You are all flaming bonkers

[lottie dolly]

hoe hoe hoe,off to lottie i go
i have things to do,
all helps a winters stew,
will take my leave,go plant more peas
then my soul will be a little eased
have fun my friends,

[bearded bloke]

You are all flaming bonkers

Yep but the question is ... Are you going to be an "officer of the law" working for the sheriff ?


*Pretty please.tis the day of goodwill yer know *