I've bought a wood!

[bearded bloke]

Yay G4 is here to join in the merryment & partake of the mead how does thou wish to be know,have you any special skills ?

[veggiechicken]

As you command m'lady ..................

I thank thee Much but I fear it may not be large enough for what I had in mind

[bearded bloke]

In the interlude I went forth,fifth & sixth,venturing as far as the sheriffs castle,I think he is away on a jolly as the gate was open & there was nowhere a soul to be seen So I asked nicely if I could borrow the big umbrella thing in the courtyard,as nobody said I couldn't I did The party umbrella is all set up .......

[Glutton4...]

Yay G4 is here to join in the merryment & partake of the mead how does thou wish to be know,have you any special skills ?

Special skills? Well, yes, as it 'appens;

I can tend th'Osses and the 'Unting Dogs,
I can tend th'Ens,
I can make merry,
I can eat my grub, and quaff ale like a man!

Oh, and I don't 'do' Skirts or Children!

[Glutton4...]

Nice Brolly, BB! Well piked there, that man!

I'm off for a wallow in yonder river, in order to ease my aching bones, and remove a few uninvited guests that seem to have taken up residence in my (once) flowing locks. I shall return...

[Glutton4...]

... I 'ave taken the Gin...

[veggiechicken]

G4, I appoint you 'untsperson and Hostler in charge of the 'osses, 'unting dogs and 'ens to the Merry men & wenches of the wood. Such appointment carries certain rights and privileges, namely to make merry howsoever you choose. Welcome to the cast. Your green tights will be procured forthwith.

[bearded bloke]

On the way out with the brolly I espied another handy looking tent (even fully stocked),seemed rude to leave it behind in case some nere-do-well stole it,so I borrowed that as well ...........

[lottie dolly]

good evening all,someone pass my shawl,a nip in the air i feel,
my jobs are done and i want some fun,for tomorrow we'll be on the run,
the sherriff i spied on my way back from the plot,so get thee ready to trot,
pray where be the minstrel to play us a tune,hope he turne's up very soon;

this took a bit of catching up,you been very busy on the key pads ,
i feel the wood cutter comming to give it a trim,and the way you lot are eating,twill be hard to stay slim,

[donnakebab]

On the way out with the brolly I espied another handy looking tent (even fully stocked),seemed rude to leave it behind in case some nere-do-well stole it,so I borrowed that as well ...........

BB though art indeed the most useful man to have about the wood. I fear your skills are wasting and MM and RH must appoint a talented apprentice or two to help you in your most worthy and appreciated toil.

I shall seek an audience with them on your behalf when time is fortuitous.

[donnakebab]

Until then pray lend me one of those flagons and I shall pay you handsomely.

[lottie dolly]

Until then pray lend me one of those flagons and I shall pay you handsomely.

TUT,TUT,...................................................that a big price to pay,just for the LEND of his flaggon

[veggiechicken]

Until then pray lend me one of those flagons and I shall pay you handsomely.

Don't do it Much!! I have been observing the Old Crone from behind an old oak tree and I do believe she is lusting after your flagons. And we all know she starts flagging after a flagon

[donnakebab]

TUT,TUT,...................................................that a big price to pay,just for the LEND of his flaggon

Well it seems a fair sized flaggon and me thinks there is many a game maiden here that would take a swig out of it. For did he not risk many a peril to bring it?

[donnakebab]

Don't do it Much!! I have been observing the Old Crone from behind an old oak tree and I do believe she is lusting after your flagons. And we all know she starts flagging after a flagon

You is supposed to be spying on the sheriff not the trustworthy helpers that keep you in Marmite!

Where be that Robin Hood. His words may be sweet but his actions are lacking...is that why my lady Marian is vexed?