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Thank ye, Master Brewer of the Red Thorn, I shall sup this on the quiet while the Merry men are away a-robbing of the rich. I can feel a warm glow within at the thought 
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ummm that glow's a special effect of yon flagonNever test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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It surely doth reach those parts that other ales cannot reach
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That's one of the merry... STOP that!
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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On second thoughts....Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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What was that, I am startled out of my pleasant reverie by the galloping of 'osses - or is it the beat of me heart, perchance, or the raising of the blood flow from supping too much from the RT flagon
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The greate, the noble, the mightye, and the full kynde of endyghtynge, wyth an incredible, & a certen diuine power of oracion, is vsed in wayghty causes: for it hathe wyth an ample maiestye verye garnyshed wordes, proper, translated, & graue sentences, whych ar handled in amplificacion, and commiseracion, and it hathe exornations bothe of woordes and sentences, wherunto in oracions they ascribe verye great strength and grauitie. And they that vse thys kynde, bee vehement, various, copious, graue, appoynted and readye thorowlye to moue and turne mens myndes.....
*packs soap box away*
Last edited by RedThorn; 21-05-2012, 02:44 PM.Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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Yeah, well, I couldn't agree more! Thank you for sharing your thoughts
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Wow that last batch be powerful brewed
Last edited by RedThorn; 21-05-2012, 02:47 PM.Never test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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May I trouble you for another tankard of your special brew, Master brewer?
It is the perfect accompaniment to my simple repast of oat cakes, cheese (minus the blue bits) and a rocket salat from the home garden.Comment
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Been to the school of Stanley Unwin RT?Originally posted by RedThorn View PostThe greate, the noble, the mightye, and the full kynde of endyghtynge, wyth an incredible, & a certen diuine power of oracion, is vsed in wayghty causes: for it hathe wyth an ample maiestye verye garnyshed wordes, proper, translated, & graue sentences, whych ar handled in amplificacion, and commiseracion, and it hathe exornations bothe of woordes and sentences, wherunto in oracions they ascribe verye great strength and grauitie. And they that vse thys kynde, bee vehement, various, copious, graue, appoynted and readye thorowlye to moue and turne mens myndes.....
*packs soap box away*
Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Ahhh what a day I hath had,up at the Crack-a-toer with my trusty axe,flagon & roast ox sarnie's,teaching myself some of the skills of the woodman & some of the skill held by the workers in water,for many hours I have striven to gain the skills needed to construct a room for performing of female ablutions away from lusting & prying eyes,ye verily I present to ye ..........
It has a humble exterior,but it is my hope that once within its walls maidens will feel safe to disrobe ......
AND contained therein is what I believe to be the very latest development in bodily cleanliness ............
Remember though that it is to be used on a bring thine own water bases,or for glossier hair thou could use some Red Stocking beer
Last edited by bearded bloke; 21-05-2012, 06:32 PM.He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Me thought awhile that Master Chaucer had paid a visit. He hath many a ribald story to relate I can tell thee...One of 'ems about a nun forsooth! And his Pater was a wine merchant. Useful contact me thinks. Anybody acquainted with said personage?Originally posted by RedThorn View PostThe greate, the noble, the mightye, and the full kynde of endyghtynge, wyth an incredible, & a certen diuine power of oracion, is vsed in wayghty causes: for it hathe wyth an ample maiestye verye garnyshed wordes, proper, translated, & graue sentences, whych ar handled in amplificacion, and commiseracion, and it hathe exornations bothe of woordes and sentences, wherunto in oracions they ascribe verye great strength and grauitie. And they that vse thys kynde, bee vehement, various, copious, graue, appoynted and readye thorowlye to moue and turne mens myndes.....
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Much thou art verily indispensable.
I fancy to grant you the making of a potion for your pleasure. What will it be?Comment
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Oh Much, (or is that 'ow Much), do we owe to thee
for helping us to cleaner be.
Thou truly hast worked long and hard
whate'er they say, thou art not Bard
In fact I'd say thou'ret very good
And an asset in this 'ere holly wood.
Wilt thou be joining us this evening for an uncommonly good evening of revelry?Comment
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