I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

Much will oblige. He be the most accommodating male i have encountered in the last 210 years...er 10 years

So I have heard, Wise Woman, for though thou art old in years and wrinkles, though hast a young brain and sensibilities! I thank ye.

[Potstubsdustbins]

Enny rowd up I've had me wesh, goner podge messen nah. Where's the scran?

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

Enny rowd up I've had me wesh, goner podge messen nah. Where's the scran?
Tuck

Methinks you have been travelling abroad, Friar and have picked up, amongst other things, a strange dialect. Can'st thou translate?

[Potstubsdustbins]

It's called Nottinghamese Maiden. If tha wud like sum examples I can githesum

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

Thank' ee Friar, but I am afeard that what thou might give me may not be curable

[donnakebab]

So I have heard, Wise Woman, for though thou art old in years and wrinkles, though hast a young brain and sensibilities! I thank ye.

Yey indeed for thee be only as old as the youth that ye feel.

Just an afore thought or e'en five or six thought I can wipe away me wrinkles at the touch of a March Hares fluffy tail providin I can get close enough afore he boxes me eyes out. There be other methods too but this be the easier.

(So Maid Marian I beg that ye don't tell of my true age for I can beguile the best of them with my disguises. There be many a spell and potion that can be gained, for the benefit of others, from youths of any persuasion).

[Potstubsdustbins]

ezz thee a bit finnikeh then

Tuck

[donnakebab]

Enny rowd up I've had me wesh, goner podge messen nah. Where's the scran?

Tuck

Forsooth I recognise the twang. Be it a personage from the land of Viz?

[veggiechicken]

Henceforth, Old Crone, Thou shalt be known as Nudge nudge wink wink Young Crone, if it shall please you
- and can I have a sample of thy potions, just out of academic interest you understand

[veggiechicken]

ezz thee a bit finnikeh then

Tuck

I do have my reputation to consider Friar....

[Potstubsdustbins]

Viz, nah bogga that furr a gaima soajiz. enny rowd Av ott missen tha knows so I is gona tunin

Tuck

[Potstubsdustbins]

Am going for annair doo tomorra so must get me shut eye.

Tuck

[veggiechicken]

The Babel Fish says that thou are saying Goodnight, Friar!!

[donnakebab]

Henceforth, Old Crone, Thou shalt be known as Nudge nudge wink wink Young Crone, if it shall please you
- and can I have a sample of thy potions, just out of academic interest you understand

Indeed. Say no more.

I have an idea my lady...a grand merriment for all for the trying of potions, lotions and new fangled underlayers and diverse attachments.

For the practice and sampling of new improvementers of various private skills.

[Potstubsdustbins]

And to thee fair maid a good night. I've fair enjoyed messen tannate. I leave you with a thought to decypher 'giz a guzgog'

Tuck