I've bought a wood!

[julesapple]

Good morrow all.

It pleaseth mine ears to hear that our Old/Young Crone (DK) is feeling better and that the physic's advise has been of some small use.

i have prepared a potion for the giving to the lords who snore - it contains drafts which will make them sleep with their'n mouths closed, or at least allow thee to give 'em a good kick so they roll over!

Thank thee, Herbalist, for thine devotions. One has become well practysed over the yeares at applying a well-aimed kick at tender parts when the snoring of the Crippled Man has become so badde than I cannot bear it a minute longer. This, perchance, is why he maye be a Crippled Man.....he also believes that it is my witchery that has magicked his crowning glory from deepest darkest hues to that of faded badger.....It is my belief that he is fevered of the mind and his imagination doth play tricks upon him. Perhaps the imbibing of your herbes will cure his bragging.

[binley100]

Damn ............they have me again
But you all seem to be coping admirably without me ..........

[veggiechicken]

Coping - just, Hungry - most definitely!! Hope they let you go again soon Cook

[bearded bloke]

Verily tis as well we have Bin's as Chief Chef with all these incarcerations she keeps suffering tis good she has not the profession of the Shrubber known as Wodger

[binley100]

This is all getting on me not so ample busom now .......I need some sunlight before I fade away ......

[bearded bloke]

Damn ............they have me again

Fear ye not fair maid for ye verily I did find thine box of incarceration this very morn & did within secrete pleasures to help wile away the time until thou canst rejoin us in the persuit of merriment

[bearded bloke]

For our gracious hostess Maid Marion I bring a very special mead from afar ..........

[veggiechicken]

I do thank thee Much, for the heat is affecting me and I am in need of a restorative. I do hope you have more than one bottle

[bearded bloke]

A silence fell over the woodland as Maid Marion tried hard to decide the answer to her quandary .......

[veggiechicken]

I am a gentlewoman and always drink from a glass of the purest crystal,(but keep the bottle handy for top-ups when no-one is looking) Hic!!!!

[Glutton4...]

Good eeeeventime merrie woodland folke! This woodland has been a splendid place in which to shelter from the sun's vicious rays, this day. Mine arms are pinkish and freckly, and mine internal temperature has been fluctuating most annoyingly this day.

The 'Osses have been tended, but yet againe the 'Ens are refusing to retire at this hour. The 'Ound is resting, after this afternoon's hunting activities, and will, no doubt, wake from his slumber at the verrie moment his supper is served, as is his wont.

I myselfe am aching good and proper from the last few days' exertions, and a wallow in the river will be my pastime yet againe, for this evening. I have tried some warm milky sustenance, but it appears not to be assisting my recovery.

[cardiffsteve]

Mistress Ossler.
I hopeth thou is not wasting precious water and thou is taking a bath with Mr Ossler?

[veggiechicken]

'Tis the Jester, we haven't seen you in this neck of the woods for a while, and your merry japes have been sorely missed - though I thinkest that I may regret those fine words!
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[mothhawk]

Eventide greetings to all. I thought myself to late to sup with the merrie band, but see that once again our cook is confined.

....he also believes that it is my witchery that has magicked his crowning glory from deepest darkest hues to that of faded badger.....It is my belief that he is fevered of the mind and his imagination doth play tricks upon him. Perhaps the imbibing of your herbes will cure his bragging.

There are potions openly available (Just For Men ) from wise herbalists that with careful application will return youthful looks and hair to your old badger, jules.

And Jester, art thou cured of thy affliction?

[bearded bloke]

Verily me thinketh that maiden PnK's is in dire need of practice with her bow-n-arra's & so have duly located her an archery school to increase her abilities

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