I've bought a wood!

[donnakebab]

DK is you're going to be a buxom wench we need photographic proof first

I dunno about that. Never had my buxomness photographed before. Well not while I was watching anyway.

[cardiffsteve]

I dunno about that. Never had my buxomness photographed before. Well not while I was watching anyway.

Well if you want me to come and photograph you, well someone has to do it

[mothhawk]

Just finished reading all eleven pages!

Many congratulations, VC. Ancient woodland, oh my, oh my, oh my! A perfect dream. Good on you for buying it to preserve it. Three acres of happy! Oh wow!

p.s. I can wench with the best of them - can I join please?

[veggiechicken]

Thanks Mothhawk. How on earth has it reached 11 pages????
Welcome to the cast extra Wench! Any special skills or attributes you want to offer?

[cardiffsteve]

Found another Jester

[bearded bloke]

Ohhh,with a name like that I reckon it could be handy to have a falconer

[veggiechicken]

We don't want him, thank you very much!! We'd be taxed for enjoying ourselves!!

[veggiechicken]

Ohhh,with a name like that I reckon it could be handy to have a falconer

Good thought BB.
Mothhawk, would you like to be the Falconer Wench

[Nicos]

Oh..oh...can we sponsor a tree?...and have a name plaque ?

I've always wanted an English Oak tree! ( would need a piccie and a stuffed tree posted to me! )

[veggiechicken]

Oh..oh...can we sponsor a tree?...and have a name plaque ?

I've always wanted an English Oak tree! ( would need a piccie and a stuffed tree posted to me! )

An ENGLISH Oak? In Wales, Pleeeeeeez? I could post you an acorn though and you could grow your own

[bearded bloke]

Would you be wanting a letter from it twice a year as well Nicos ?

[Nicos]

...and why not???...I am surrounded by French Oaks here!

[Nicos]

Would you be wanting a letter from it twice a year as well Nicos ?

But of course! I'm fed up of seeing piccies of donkies looking just the same as they did 10 yrs ago- at least an Oak tree grows!!!!

[mrbadexample]

I would like to submit my application for the post of Will Stutely please.

[veggiechicken]

In return for sponsorship you have visiting rights. Thats what they say for the Meerkat that my sister in law gave me as a C...as present!! What a con!!!