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  • Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
    DK is you're going to be a buxom wench we need photographic proof first
    I'd better get the part now!

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    • Originally posted by mrbadexample View Post
      I would like to submit my application for the post of Will Stutely please.
      Welcome to our Merry Band, Will Stutely I see you like to play pranks - we like jolly japes in the wood

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      • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
        Welcome to our Merry Band, Will Stutely I see you like to play pranks - we like jolly japes in the wood
        I have previous form for the odd prank so I'm suitably qualified. My last big one was burying this in my garden and pretending I'd found a body:



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        Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
        By singing-'Oh how beautiful!" and sitting in the shade,
        While better men than we go out and start their working lives
        At grubbing weeds from gravel paths with broken dinner-knives. ~ Rudyard Kipling

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        • Next time, make it one of the Sheriff's men

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          • Originally posted by donnakebab View Post
            I'd better get the part now!

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            You're hired

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            • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
              Good thought BB.
              Mothhawk, would you like to be the Falconer Wench
              Ooh, yes please.
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
                You're hired
                Like the Avatar Steve. I can tell you're taking this seriously

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                • Steve that avatar really suits you.

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                  • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                    Next time, make it one of the Sheriff's men
                    If it please you, milady.
                    Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
                    By singing-'Oh how beautiful!" and sitting in the shade,
                    While better men than we go out and start their working lives
                    At grubbing weeds from gravel paths with broken dinner-knives. ~ Rudyard Kipling

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                    • Originally posted by mrbadexample View Post
                      If it please you, milady.
                      That made me chuckle - thank you!!

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                      • "Still recruiting Will Scarlet (or is that Will Stutely)" no they were different merry men VC,so still recruiting
                        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                        • That's a relief - all the more merry men the merrier Will I be

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                          • How come Di hasn't joined your Merry Woodland Band then? And just noticed that there's only one baddie so far - the Sheriff of Nottingham - he's going to have a bad time of it
                            Forbidden Fruits make many Jams.

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                            • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                              This is getting more like Panto every minute!
                              Oh no it isn't..............
                              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                              • I have found my own buxom wench if thats OK though she will require a suit of Lincoln Green, I'll get me tape measure out and let you know.

                                This threads on fire.

                                Tuck.
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                                Potty by name Potty by nature.

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                                We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

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