I've bought a wood!

[donnakebab]

Like this Bins.

I'd better get the part now!

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[Jeanied]

Did someone mention buxom wenches? Well at last a job I am qualified for!
I'll work in the kitchens.

[binley100]

But Mistress Binley we have ways to make thou buxom.
Bring forth the wonder bra and chicken fillets

No way am I sticking bits of chicken down me bra ........

Nope.....chief cook and bottle washer just about sums up my station in life .......

[cardiffsteve]

Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose, the quickest ear and fleetest toes can ever outfox the fox!
(They'll never outfox the fox!)

[cardiffsteve]

This is from one of my favourite films, CS, yea, verily yea! (Have you got the flagon with the dragon or the chalice from the palace?)

Hawkins: Did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Witch: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Witch: Just remember that.
Hawkins: Yes, thank you very much. The pellet with the chasley, eh... the pellet with the poison is in the pasley with the chazzle. Eh, just remember that.

[veggiechicken]

Did someone mention buxom wenches? Well at last a job I am qualified for!
I'll work in the kitchens.

Thanks Jeanie - a buxom kitchen wench you be - welcome to the cast!

No way am I sticking bits of chicken down me bra ........

Nope.....chief cook and bottle washer just about sums up my station in life .......

Bins are you sure you want to move to the kitchen? I have you down as a Merry Maid who wanted to be a Merry man You choose

[lottie dolly]

But Mistress Binley
Bring forth the wonder bra and chicken fillets

what are these things thou speak of,is it a new invention of a trusty caterpult,

[binley100]

that's only cos I can't be arsed with looking glam ........I'd be no good with a bow and arra , but I can cook some pretty mean cakes

[lottie dolly]

that's only cos I can't be arsed with looking glam ........I'd be no good with a bow and arra , but I can cook some pretty mean cakes

yum yum yum,come to my tum,say's I to cake

[donnakebab]

Did someone mention buxom wenches? Well at last a job I am qualified for!
I'll work in the kitchens.

No need to hide away...we'll all muck in with the washing up at the end of the night!

[veggiechicken]

that's only cos I can't be arsed with looking glam ........I'd be no good with a bow and arra , but I can cook some pretty mean cakes

Chief cook and bottle washer now thou art! Better get the roast ox on quick, the Merrymen will be back soon

[binley100]

Quick enough for ya........

[veggiechicken]

Thanks Chief Cook and Bottle washer! That should keep them quiet for a while. Now where's the ale wench?

[cardiffsteve]

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

[lottie dolly]

No need to hide away...we'll all muck in with the washing up at the end of the night!

speak for thyself,i don't do meanial taskes any longer,not since i got the honour of MM's maid