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Flippin' lightweights there's the bread and cheese to go yet...........
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S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden porn -
and don't forget the pickles.....
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Oh wait MH.
VC in da wood. Na wat a meen!Comment
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Bins you're a life saver.
Cheese and pickles. Yom Yom!Comment
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Has everyone gone ........Guess I'll have to drink this meself then
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Pour me a glass please, Cook! Looks like everyone else has gone a bedding, so we'll just have to drink it all ourselves!! Bottoms upComment
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Can't let a wench drink on her own...just a small one for me please.
And then a great big one.
Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
By singing-'Oh how beautiful!" and sitting in the shade,
While better men than we go out and start their working lives
At grubbing weeds from gravel paths with broken dinner-knives. ~ Rudyard KiplingComment
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*passes drinks round .......
Good 'elf ......
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Welcome Will Stutley, How fare thee? Speak nicely to Cook and she may find you a leg of ox to nibble on.Comment
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Sorry ...thee'll 'ave t' get yersen . I've come over all snotty . Can't be sneezin' on the food now . .....Think I need to go get me 'ead down .....
See thee on the morra good people
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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May the heavens watch over you while you sleep Cook, - and make sure you're up early to prepare my morning porridge!!Comment
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Good night Cook! I wish you'd told me earlier there was ox going spare, as I've stuffed meself with yonder bread and cheese.
Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
By singing-'Oh how beautiful!" and sitting in the shade,
While better men than we go out and start their working lives
At grubbing weeds from gravel paths with broken dinner-knives. ~ Rudyard KiplingComment
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You can rely on Cook to have a haunch or two up her sleeve, Will.Comment
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