I've bought a wood!

[Pa Snips]

Thou hast gladdened my eye with finest fare
of roasted hog for all to share
and damson gin of which to quaff,
to the merry band, my hat I doff.

Rest well one and all, for the morn doth soon beckon.

[veggiechicken]

All Hail, Robin, but wait
For I wish for sun to be your fate,
May the morrow help this merry band
Bring peace upon our land.

[taff]

Good night Cook! I wish you'd told me earlier there was ox going spare, as I've stuffed meself with yonder bread and cheese.

what does Yonder Bread taste like then?



Orf with his head!!!

[veggiechicken]

what does Yonder Bread taste like then?
Orf with his head!!!

Don't know taff the Axe, but there's a slice over by there!!

[Pa Snips]

If the sun be my fate such as Icarus I'll fall
then no longer merry will I be, not at all
but I trust that of warmth and of light is your wish
to brighten the hearts of mankind, birds and fish.

[taff]

I just laughed out loud at that...no-one else gets by there or by here......or bu there and byeyuh...and my OH always jokes that whenever he goes to wales, if he wants something, it's always on the side.

[veggiechicken]

Robin, Taff and Will
Gather together on the hill
To sup some ale
And tell a tale
Of days of yore
And old folk lore
To Maid Marian
Who cannot think
Of any word to rhyme with Marian ! B@gger it!!

[Pa Snips]

Fair maid whom goes by the name of Marion
bring forth a bowl of soup filled with carrion

Mmmm, yummy, rotting flesh soup, my fave

[veggiechicken]

Where's the Vomit smilie???

[Pa Snips]

[Pa Snips]

[veggiechicken]

Fair maid whom goes by the name of Marion
bring forth a bowl of soup filled with carrion

Mmmm, yummy, rotting flesh soup, my fave

But whose rotting flesh, Robin? I pray that it may be that of one of the Sheriff's henchmen!
Hast thou espied the Sheriff in this part of the woods recently? Methinks madasafish may be regretting his chosen career path

[Pa Snips]

Oh dear, I fear it's the flesh of a deer,
no henchmen espied, have I around here.

[veggiechicken]

The answer is clear
It must be a deer
For boar
I abhor
And deer
is not dear.....

[Pa Snips]

Wild pig you despise?
Is that really wise?
It's meat is a treat,
and makes great pork pies.