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  • Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
    Yep but the question is ... Are you going to be an "officer of the law" working for the sheriff ?


    *Pretty please.tis the day of goodwill yer know *
    I handed in my badge and shiny buttons remember?
    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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    • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
      Thanks Robin. Do we have an apothecary, herbalist or a wise woman amongst our band - in case some heads need repairing?
      I went on a fungus (fungi??) identification walk last year....

      And I made some thyme tea for poor sick mr P'n'K this morning, as he has a very nasty cold!

      So if I can be archer AND herbalist, I am happy to oblige.

      P.S. Had to look up who Dennis Moore was - tee hee!
      P.P.S Haven't had so much fun since I can't remember when - thanks to VC and "the Cast".
      If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!

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      • My Thanks to you
        Pea 'n Kew
        We trust in your
        Herbal Lore
        To keep us fit and very healthy
        While we go forth and rob the wealthy!

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        • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
          My Thanks to you
          Pea 'n Kew
          We trust in your
          Herbal Lore
          To keep us fit and very healthy
          While we go forth and rob the wealthy!
          Good plan because :_

          I only do poisons and spells,
          Using spiders and snails with shells

          I'll be bottling that soup
          And using a scoup
          To deliver some timely death knells.

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          • A merry band of rogues are we
            Alive and well in wood of VC
            So thanks to you all
            And please don't call
            us - we'll call you!!!!!

            (urgh)
            If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!

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            • Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
              Good Morn all,I did the dishes to the dawn chorus .....



              but now tis time for all to rise & harken the birdsong of morn,twas chillsome first thing so I light a warming campfire.....



              mayhap when the chef awakes she make use it's heat to make tea & toast for all
              Crack on with it man. Don't wait for an invite. Tea and toast for the good people all round. Oh, you just got promoted...

              As I'm always calling time, have my own camper van, and gallons of wine I guess I'd be the Gypsy Wench Bearing then...

              Now, if anyone sees Officer Fi - you haven't seen me, right?
              Last edited by zazen999; 20-05-2012, 10:14 AM.

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              • I'll be foraging in the town later so are there any requests for provisions to keep body and soul together?

                Maid Marion clearly needs Marmite. We can't have her spreading rabbit poo on her bread. It might make her ill and more importantly it might put Robin off...and then what would we all do?

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                • Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                  I handed in my badge and shiny buttons remember?
                  I think most of the Sheriff's men had too! Can he count on your support? I'm sure he'd wear it always

                  Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                  Crack on with it man. Don't wait for an invite. Tea and toast for the good people all round. Oh, you just got promoted...

                  As I'm always calling time, have my own camper van, and gallons of wine I guess I'd be the Gypsy Wench Bearing then...

                  Now, if anyone sees Officer Fi - you haven't seen me, right?
                  Welcome to the cast, Gypsy Wench - shiny new Avatar too!

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                  • Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                    I handed in my badge and shiny buttons remember?
                    Silly girl,we need an "officer of the law" in the cast & noting your sig ....WPC of (Nottingham) shire, you seemed a logical choice so get yer name down
                    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                    • Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                      Crack on with it man. Don't wait for an invite. Tea and toast for the good people all round. Oh, you just got promoted...
                      I know already of this promotion you mention oh great & powerful Gypsy Wench,but pray think on ......................




                      I have not but a moment ago finished digging the maidens privvy........




                      would it not be unsavoury to prepare & serve food & beverages without first cleansing myself ?
                      Last edited by bearded bloke; 20-05-2012, 10:38 AM.
                      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                      • Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                        You are all flaming bonkers
                        Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                        I handed in my badge and shiny buttons remember?
                        This is what happens when you give up your badge and buttons

                        Pray tell why you gave up buttons that shine?
                        Coz I missed something

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                        • Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
                          Pray tell why you gave up buttons that shine?
                          Coz I missed something
                          As did I Steve

                          If WPC Fi signs up I shall construct her a booth at the edge of the wood







                          Wherein she may communicate with others of her kind
                          Last edited by bearded bloke; 20-05-2012, 10:53 AM. Reason: typo
                          He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                          Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                          • time lords?

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                            • Those maidens not prepared to use the aforementioned privy can always use the posh new one the sheriff has had installed ...............



                              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                              • Box be bigger on inside than outside.
                                Mistress Fi could travel forward in time and get proper grub not just oxtail crisps

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