I've bought a wood!

[bearded bloke]

time lords?

No lords at this tavern just wenches & merry men & "time" is never called

[veggiechicken]

I know already of this promotion you mention oh great & powerful Gypsy Wench,but pray think on ......................
I have not but a moment ago finished digging the maidens privvy........
would it not be unsavoury to prepare & serve food & beverages without first cleansing myself ?

Good Much, to a maiden's thoughts thou hast been Much privy,
We'll find another to be the skivvy
So go forth now, and dig, I prithee.........

[cardiffsteve]

Do we have among our merry band someone who is good with potions?
Coz I coughing up green lumps off my chest

Must be smoke from Muchs fire!

[donnakebab]

BB you are the handy man I dream of.

Can you fix me up a hand cart for me foraging?

[veggiechicken]

Oh Jester, that makes me sad,
To hear that you are feeling bad,
Call PnK for a herbal potion
or old Crone Donna for a toxic lotion

[donnakebab]

Do we have among our merry band someone who is good with potions?
Coz I coughing up green lumps off my chest

Must be smoke from Muchs fire!

I could rub summat on yer chest...might take the hairs of it though.

[bearded bloke]

Good Much, to a maiden's thoughts thou hast been Much privy,
We'll find another to be the skivvy
So go forth now, and dig, I prithee.........

As thou wish my lady






As I dug down with the spade,
I really really needed shade,
But now my work is done,
You need not sit out in the sun .........




Behold a privy for Maidens & Wenches ........







Lords & Surfs .........


Read the scroll upon the door,
Or you will meet Taff the Axe for sure

[taff]

that's a thought...We don't have an optician....

[veggiechicken]

My thanks to you
With all my heart
I'll think of you
Whenere I ....

[veggiechicken]

that's a thought...We don't have an optician....

Should have gone to Bottle-bottom savers! I can't read it either!!

[donnakebab]

that's a thought...We don't have an optician....

We can just use beer goggles...puts most things into focus.

[Pa Snips]

On a mission to find, are we
A fine optician to help us see
The man of the badge, approach'eth he
Our great vision warns that we must flee

[bearded bloke]

Flee

Nay,nay do not flee,
Just help me climb up in yon tree,
I shall take my bag of flour with me,
As they ride under,
I shall rent asunder,
A cloud through which none can see,
We shall have a victory.

[veggiechicken]

One for the Jester to play with:-
A Sight for sore eyes?
or
I saw a site.....

[veggiechicken]

Flee

Nay,nay do not flee,
Just help me climb up in yon tree,
I shall take my bag of flour with me,
As they ride under,
I shall rent asunder,
A cloud through which none can see,
We shall have a victory.

Ooh, Flower, I knew I could rely on you (see brought it back to GYO)!