I've bought a wood!

[Peas'n'Kews]

time lords?

Shouldn't that be time GENTLEMEN? And wenches, maids, merry men, witches etc.

[Peas'n'Kews]

Oh Jester, that makes me sad,
To hear that you are feeling bad,
Call PnK for a herbal potion
or old Crone Donna for a toxic lotion

Herbal potions and all lotions have I
Thyme tea it shall be as a cure for thee
Down it in one, and you shall be done!

(Well its working for Mr PnK!)

[cardiffsteve]

I have been to the physician and he said I have a chest infection and pharyngitis.
I have been given some potions in tablet form to take over the next 7 sun downs.
They are called "Antibiotics"?

[Peas'n'Kews]

Ah! the Phyisic gives the best advice - listen to him!

[RedThorn]

IT'S humours and evil spirits ... non physik's

[donnakebab]

Shouldn't that be time GENTLEMEN? And wenches, maids, merry men, witches etc.

No no no! we don't do time!
We run ammuck causing crime.
We get away with it
And we don't give a sh**
Forsooth our cause is sublime

[veggiechicken]

RedThorn, will you join us in our adventures? We need a Thorn in the Flesh of that rotter, the Sheriff (who seems to be in hiding). Thou couldst choose whatever part thouwished, for to insert thy fearful Thorn

[RedThorn]

and again !

[veggiechicken]

Is that a YES?

[RedThorn]

Fairest maid marion, I woulds't but the only part remaining doth the crone be and though it is with angst it pronounce, the underwires do one chafe, therefore I proffer my services as master brewer(so I can have all the serving wenches visit me regularly)

Excerpt from a treatise on brewing 1796

"From these improvements the brewing will be more expeditiously performed, as the worts will, of course, from this conveniency, much sooner make way for the small beer, and totally prevent its being left in the copper all night, which is too often practised, to the injury of those who drink it, as it will not be fine, but remain in a thick wey colour, which is owing to its being in the copper too long, and not being kept in a boiling state; for if a copper has been in use twenty years it will at times shew symtoms of the verdigrease, which is a sufficient voucher that the wort cannot be too short a time in the copper, except when boiling."

[bearded bloke]

Yes but enough about BB/Much

Have at thee varlet,thou hast besmirched my good name & character without cause or good reason


To the norty step >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[veggiechicken]

More named characters available -
Allan A'Dale - a Roving Minstrel
Arthur a Bland - a Poacher
David of Doncaster - perhaps a wrestler
Anyone wishing to be interviewed for one of the above positions, and who enjoys wearing green tights, please step forward....

[veggiechicken]

Fairest maid marion, I woulds't but the only part remaining doth the crone be and though it is with angst it pronounce, the underwires do one chafe, therefore I proffer my services as master brewer(so I can have all the serving wenches visit me regularly)

Thank you RedThorn. I appoint you Master Brewer and we shall henceforth drink at the alehouse known as "The Red Thorn" (for bloomin' obvious reasons).
Would you like to see the herbalist about your Worts?

[donnakebab]

Fairest maid marion, I woulds't but the only part remaining doth the crone be and though it is with angst it pronounce, the underwires do one chafe, therefore I proffer my services as master brewer(so I can have all the serving wenches visit me regularly)

Excerpt from a treatise on brewing 1796

"From these improvements the brewing will be more expeditiously performed, as the worts will, of course, from this conveniency, much sooner make way for the small beer, and totally prevent its being left in the copper all night, which is too often practised, to the injury of those who drink it, as it will not be fine, but remain in a thick wey colour, which is owing to its being in the copper too long, and not being kept in a boiling state; for if a copper has been in use twenty years it will at times shew symtoms of the verdigrease, which is a sufficient voucher that the wort cannot be too short a time in the copper, except when boiling."

Sounds like he knows what he's doing MM and we have one old crone (Moi) Ooops Bladdy Normans I mean ME.

[mothhawk]

I have been to the physician and he said I have a chest infection and pharyngitis.
I have been given some potions in tablet form to take over the next 7 sun downs.
They are called "Antibiotics"?

I shall lay offerings before the Green Man for thy swift recovery, Jester.