I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

Fear not dear Marion, my evasive actions ensured my freedom for another day.

Such relief, Robin. What is your pleasure - ox or cake?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Such relief, Robin. What is your pleasure - ox or cake?

For Tuck Both Please.

F Tuck Esq QBE

[veggiechicken]

For Tuck Both Please.

F Tuck Esq QBE

You need to careful with those initials, Friar. May I enguire the meaning of QBE?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Fair Maid, it is an award for learning earned today after 65 & 3/4 years.

Qualified By Experience.

Tuck

[Glutton4...]

Well, goodly woodland folk. I appear to have a problem with my ear. I bathed in the river, soaked my aching bones, washed my locks, an' all other parts too. Then, whilst drying out my ear'oles I inadvertently lost the end of a cotton bud!

T'is OK though, I can hear out t'other ear'ole.

*Sups a medicinal Grin an' tonic.

Don't appear to have a crochet 'ook 'andy...

[cardiffsteve]

Then, whilst drying out my ear'oles I inadvertently lost the end of a cotton bud!

Spose it'll stop the light shining right through and setting the wood alight

[veggiechicken]

Fair Maid, it is an award for learning earned today after 65 & 3/4 years.
Qualified By Experience.
Tuck

Congratulations Friar. Don't suppose you could use your crozier to assist the 'Ostler get summat out of her ear'ole?

Well, goodly woodland folk. I appear to have a problem with my ear. I bathed in the river, soaked my aching bones, washed my locks, an' all other parts too. Then, whilst drying out my ear'oles I inadvertently lost the end of a cotton bud!

T'is OK though, I can hear out t'other ear'ole.

*Sups a medicinal Grin an' tonic.

Don't appear to have a crochet 'ook 'andy...

[Pa Snips]

Erm....any of that cake left?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Spose it'll stop the light shining right through and setting the wood alight

Risky Jester Risky. I would rattle your stick if I were you.

Tuck

[cardiffsteve]

What about poking an 'arra right through t' push out bud?

[Potstubsdustbins]

I could nip round the other side and blow hard that might dislodge it

Tuck

[Glutton4...]

I could nip round the other side and blow hard that might dislodge it

Tuck

Now that's a thought - already tried the Vacuum!!!!

[Jeanied]

* shuffles out of the kitchen
* hands G4 a flask of olive oil
Here you go, mistress - this'll float the budder out

[cardiffsteve]

How about a match stick carefully in ear?
Not the lit end

Or visit to physician to extract with instruments of torture.

[veggiechicken]

Mistress Jeanie, could you bring forth a cask of Malmsey from Much's stores. We must celebrate (I don't know what but who needs an excuse?)