I've bought a wood!

[lottie dolly]

good morrow me lady and cast,i shall be most busy today,to come and play,for i have a plot to attend,and lets not pretend,is not an easy year,what with washing and cleaning,the place is not gleaming,tis a maid myself i need,so here is wishing you all a good day and god speed,
in a few anyway,before the sheriff unplugs me putor

[veggiechicken]

Fare thee well, Maid Lottie at thy lottie, don't lose the plottie, it soon gets grottie!!

[Nicos]

Good morrow fair maid,yestereve I did return to the field behind the castle to borrow the sheriffs swanky new high tech shower tent but he was in residence at that very moment ....




So yea verily I did leg it at a pace that would have impressed a woodland deer

Oh phwaaar

Tell you what- I'll go back with you and distract him with me barrels...and you could grab the tent! te he!!!

[VirginVegGrower]

Oh phwaaar

Tell you what- I'll go back with you and distract him with me barrels...and you could grab the tent! te he!!!

I'll bring my barrels too

[veggiechicken]

I never move without mine!!

[Nicos]

Stand ye back fair MAID Marion...we have your honour to upkeep !

* elbows her out of the way and shuffles up to create a human barrier with VVG!

[veggiechicken]

Bladdy interfering wenches - you're all spoilsports.....
Can't a MAID have a little fun too

[Feral007]

Let's give em both barrels.........actually there might have been three people there offering their barrels! Oh well.
Being as I'm an uncouth colonial I will just ask say straight out.....that's a bit rich -no sooner does someone mention they've lost some ale down their cleavage and someone else is saying we need to send out search parties!
You'll be needing more than one midwife I'm thinking!

[Feral007]

Let's give em both barrels.........or else both posts

[veggiechicken]

I think that's 6 barrels actually..........
You may have noticed, Midwife, that the Old Crone is also a Buxom Wench. She hides all sorts of things in her undergarments and Ii'm sure her cleavage alonee would be sufficient to hold a full cask of summat incredibly intoxicating - and a long straw

[Peas'n'Kews]

I have skipped with a hey nonney nonney through the countryside (t'internet style) and come accross some woad


I have also ascertained that certain members of the borage family may also produce a dye - hast thou any in fair wood or garden? I have some few, but all of a paltry size.

For soap we can use bracken's buried parts - dost yonder wood contain same? If not, horse chestnut trees, as well as providing hiding places from the dasterdly sherriff, also contain saponines in its seeds and can be used for the cleansing of our garments, both outer and under.

Editing....
Ye cannot keep up with this thread! Moved on from soap in a trice! Hey ho! (and another nonney nonney no.....)

[Feral007]

Oh yeah, I just wanted to mention that if you need anyone to play havoc with the sheriff's tax collectors, then I'm your woman! I've always wanted a man with money!

[RedThorn]

Beeping 'eck quieten down you lot! me poor 'ead
Was off checking te ost 'ouses and some ^%$^& begger made off with me tent, spent half he night looking for it, drank me sorrows away for the loss of all them loverly casks..... to stagger in tis ev'n to find the B$%^dy tents wound up 'ere

And BM I firmly believe e'er reason for gut rot tis the cow pee you drink instead of My RS ale and meads.... serves you right! Now where's that daft jester who made off with me tent... rations for him ... TAFF I be needing to borrow yore axe!

[veggiechicken]

And a Very Good day to you too, Master Brewer! Its good to see you are in such good humour this day
May I compliment you on the quality of your brew - and may we imbibe ourselves on a few more of your ales this eve, Pretty please (smiles coquettishly).
There was many a leg last even that was stripped of green tights after a short while with a Red Stocking

[RedThorn]

Ahh tis a tisane and a miraculous cure to hear such mighty praise from the vision that you doth be, this humble brewer is speechless..


For you m'lady any time, psst here's a special flagon guaranteed to to please