I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

Thank you kindly Mistress Lottie of the bedchamber. All thanks to you for the clean nightie (Wot?).
I will pass your request to Lady Lottie the spinner and weaver but I fear she is ill-tempered of late, so many tights to weave and so little Lincoln Green fabric available, even for ready money, my life!
Mayhap one of the merry men can cobble together some slippers for you, would deerskin be suitable?
I wish you Good Speed!

[binley100]

right you noisy rabble ........get yer nashers round this lot and gi'me chance ter catch up.........

[veggiechicken]

Thank 'ee Cook. You have done us proud tonight. Just one small, itsy bitsy, teeny weeny request, if I may be so bold. Is there anything for veggies on that table? (Ducks... no, silly, they're not veggie....)

[mothhawk]

A veritable feast from our magnificent cook, but I may not remain to partake. (I'll fill a doggie bag afore I go if that's OK with you).

Alas, I may not remain to gossip upon the identity of our secret bawd, but must return to my humble cottage, since I must be up with the sun upon the morrow (and it gets up very early now!).

So I bid you all a goodnight. Enjoy the banquet, and where's the sweets trolley?

[binley100]

luckily there is a throw out place down the road ..........hope you don't mind spicy

[binley100]

want, want want...... no satisfying some ........ I'll get a merry man to bring it in ...

[veggiechicken]

luckily there is a throw out place down the road ..........hope you don't mind spicy

I knew you'd find the veggie option Cook. May I have a Number 17, 34 and, no, I dare not say it...... but it begins with a 6 and ends with a ? eek:

[veggiechicken]

want, want want...... no satisfying some ........ I'll get a merry man to bring it in ...

He's not one of our normal Merry men, Cook, in fact he looks positively un-Merry. Wheres Taff the axe to put him out of his misery?

[binley100]

'tis only cos he's seen the amount of washing up ..........

[bearded bloke]

'tis only cos he's seen the amount of washing up ..........

Washing up holds no fear for me good chef,but I am getting low of the fairee liquid for making the bubbles to keep my skin smooth

[bearded bloke]

May I have a Number 17, 34 and, no, I dare not say it...... but it begins with a 6 and ends with a ? eek:

Nien,seth the Germanic stranger not salad I need a bratwurst

[binley100]

for hands that do dishes....... just for you Much

[cardiffsteve]

I saw a great stuntman this weekend.
He dresses up in a suit of armour and jumps a horse over a row of parked cars.




He's called Medieval Kneivel

[donnakebab]

He's not one of our normal Merry men, Cook, in fact he looks positively un-Merry. Wheres Taff the axe to put him out of his misery?

Merry eve good companions. I fear a may also have need of Taff and his trusty axe for on returning to the wood after furtling in my hovel, I slipped upon a cow pat and my knee be most grievous hurt. Me thinks if it does not heel soon Taff may needs chop it orf and Much could wittle me a shapely stump.

I have carried herewith a promised potion for Much of his request, so be not uncouth maids and wenches, don't down it all for thyselves before Much cometh.

[veggiechicken]

Parked cars?? What are these?