I've bought a wood!

[Feral007]

Oh and culd you let me knoweth when the pizza night is on so I can be sureth to get those pesky babbies out of the way first?

[veggiechicken]

Hi Mikey and thanks. You're one of the closest to the wood - its midway between Carmarthen and Llanelli.
If ever you want a Butcher's 'ook let me know. The neighbouring carriageway is a single track country road. If I take any trees out, it'll be those first - I know the neighbours have taken out their sycamore alongside the road.
We're still recruiting for the cast of Robin Hood - fancy being Wodger the Shrubber, or Alan A Dale - can you sing?

[Mikey]

Thats a long way to travel for a pizza isn't it feral, I might be in South Wales, but mine isn't the new one.

[Feral007]

Oh you know we're used to travelling long distances out here. Just knocked back a 20 hour trip. If I traded a plane for the car I'd almost be there! Do they allow your chainsaw on the plane tho? I know yue can't take your nail scissors.
VC tis like a bird but shiny, before you asketh

[Mikey]

Hi Mikey and thanks. You're one of the closest to the wood - its midway between Carmarthen and Llanelli.
If ever you want a Butcher's 'ook let me know. The neighbouring carriageway is a single track country road. If I take any trees out, it'll be those first - I know the neighbours have taken out their sycamore alongside the road.
We're still recruiting for the cast of Robin Hood - fancy being Wodger the Shrubber, or Alan A Dale - can you sing?

I is Welsh, what do you mean can you sing!?!.......

No offense but I'm not the kind of bloke to enjoy wearing tights...

My Inlaws are from Trimsaran originally so they are not that far from you, its a lovely part of the world, are you cross country or coastal route? I'd like to move back that way, but littleun is settled in school so I can't see it happening for a while yet.

[Feral007]

Oh well, if you're not going to wear tights your probably quite safe around here then. Tis a little unruly at times!

[veggiechicken]

I is Welsh, what do you mean can you sing!?!.......
No offense but I'm not the kind of bloke to enjoy wearing tights...
My Inlaws are from Trimsaran originally so they are not that far from you, its a lovely part of the world, are you cross country or coastal route? I'd like to move back that way, but littleun is settled in school so I can't see it happening for a while yet.

Its near Pontyberem, Mikey, I go through Trimsaran to get there. let me know when you're down next.

I think you're just the man for Alan A-Dale - you don't have to wear tights you could wear a skirt like the Friar does Or just go without, we gentlewomen will avert our eyes (well, p'raps a little peep)

[Feral007]

Is that where the name 'Little Bo Peep' came from? Always wondereth.

I'm off for the night, doubt whether I have a freshly laundered nightie awaiting me, but us colonials just have to rough it I guesseth.

[veggiechicken]

I'll ask Mistress Lottie to knock you up something in sackcloth! Sleep well down under and don't snore - you'll alert the Sheriff.

[taff]

Wuld you be picking up the wood for seasoning in ur tights? And wot colour wuld they be?

I'm beginning to think you and vc are obsessed with tights.....M&S do very nice ones, tad exensive though, you'll have to get someone to rob someone else....oh...wait....

[bearded bloke]

you don't have to wear tights you could wear a skirt like the Friar does

Or you could wear both tights & a skirt if you fancy we are an open minded bunch here

[Potstubsdustbins]

Give me a gooseberry?

Very Very close Fair Maid. Actually its translates as 'Excuse me would you be so kind as to give me a gooseberry please'.

Tuck

[binley100]

Nice legs BB.........Don't think you look comfy in those heels tho'

[Peas'n'Kews]

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I wish our Herbalist and Archer a safe journey today as she ventures forth to visit her aged parents - take care not to run foul of Dennis Moore, for I hear he is in your parts
And to all others who shall visit us in the Wood today, I bid welcome, for the sun doth shine and there is much to plant and sow to feed our merry band through the cold winter months to come.
BTW We're at No 1 this fine morn!!

My return trip from the aged (and completey gaga) parents was completed with success, my trusty-rusty steed bore me well, even up the bluddy steep hill right at the end of the journey.

My thanks for your well wishes. Good cheer (hic!) to the rest of the merry band basking in the suns last rays and imbibing of the ale, cakes, and grub provided by motley assorted member of said group.

[binley100]

Help help .....I've been imprisoned in this dark place of entertainment .....can't see the sun and it'll be gone by the time I'm released ...............help help rescue me .........