I've bought a wood!

[bearded bloke]

Tis I I iz ere with a promise of fullfilment & satisfaction for all the maidens & merry men of our band,for this very evening while hunting for the location where the Chief Chef was incarcerated I did stumble upon the sheriff's secret stash

[veggiechicken]

It is time for all good people of the wood to retire and I wish you all an undisturbed night, For tomorrow, the sun will rise early and we have much to do (Not you Much). A quiet night and a happy day to follow for you all.

[bearded bloke]

I cannot retire yet a while as I shall need to construct cool storage for the gold covered treats recently acquired

[snohare]

Let me help you put those away, BB...

[VirginVegGrower]

I too must hasten to my bed as my knee giveth me much gip. I applied several leaches a few hours past in order to ease the swelling...but they shrivelled and died.

Perchance I must seek aid from a physic on the morrow.

Farewell and goodnight.

Any treatment for sunburned back and barrels. I can't lie on either

[veggiechicken]

I cannot retire yet a while as I shall need to construct cool storage for the gold covered treats recently acquired

I was but jesting Much, the scent of gold has infiltrated my nostrils and now, I cannot sleep, I feel the need to count them...
One for me, and one for you,
two for me, one for Sno, one for you
three for me etc etc.

[veggiechicken]

Any treatment for sunburned back and barrels. I can't lie on either

Aloe Vera, Fair Virgin, spread the sap upon thy burns and twill be cooled and will absorb all burnt flesh, healing it and leaving no blemishes upon thy skin.

[VirginVegGrower]

Aloe Vera, Fair Virgin, spread the sap upon thy burns and twill be cooled and will absorb all burnt flesh, healing it and leaving no blemishes upon thy skin.

Many thanks fair maid Marion. I'll ask my bowman to rub it in.

[veggiechicken]

Let me help you put those away, BB...

Snohare, your presence in the wood tonight tells me that thou art seeking a place with our Merry Band and your credentials (having inspected them myself) have earned you the position of Woodsman, coppicer and hurdle maker. I trust this is to your satisfaction? Tis not a paid position but there are perks, a share of the gold that Much has spirited away from the Sheriff and bed and bawd (I know I've said this before but its a good joke and bears repeating and repeating.....)
Welcome to the cast, don't forget to sign up at http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html

[veggiechicken]

Many thanks fair maid Marion. I'll ask my bowman to rub it in.

And then apply the Aloe Vera

[bearded bloke]

In the sheriff's armoury I did espy a vestment that may be of assistance to the husband of our musician/songstress

[veggiechicken]

Does it have two protective cod pieces - the larger for special occasions when the need arises?

[snohare]

Woodsman, coppicer and hurdle maker

I see no hurdles to this.

[bearded bloke]

I have borrowed a strong 'orse with a large cart & now shall journey to collect such materials as will be needed to construct an ice house that will blend near invisibly into the woodland,so the sheriff will not perceive it's being & try to reclaim his property.Fair thee well,until the morrow when we meet again.

[veggiechicken]

I see no hurdles to this.

Welcome Woodsman - your name will be added to the cast list fifthwith!