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Ali
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Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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Originally posted by donnakebab View PostI too must hasten to my bed as my knee giveth me much gip. I applied several leaches a few hours past in order to ease the swelling...but they shrivelled and died.
Perchance I must seek aid from a physic on the morrow.
Farewell and goodnight.If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!
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Originally posted by Feral007 View PostI'll bringeth myne own straw then will I BB?
Yey verily thou canst bringeth thine own straw/tankard/goblet tis Red Stocking Colonial Ale on the right & Brains Indian Pale Ale (bet you always wondered what IPA stood for) on the left.
Drink heartily for the supply is goodHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Originally posted by VirginVegGrower View PostAny treatment for sunburned back and barrels. I can't lie on either
so I will make thee up a lotion of chamomile forth and sixthwith, be that a soothing thing, forsooth??If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!
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Aah Brains IPA. Memories!!! For while I was still being dandled at my Nurse's knee, I can recall the heady aroma of Brain's brewery although the stench may also have been from my Nurse's breath for she were known to imbibe freely of this pure ale. I have been led to believe that IPA stood for I'm P*ssed again but you must be correct, Much for you have done much research into such matters
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Afternoon, merrie men and ladies all, and a bit of a scorcher. Verily my magic slate doth inform me that it is as hot here as the Holy City of Jerusalem, which I well remember from the years on crusade with his Highness the King. Bless the shade of good English (and Welsh of course) trees, and bless Much for his thoughtful construction of the ice house, that we may have chilled drinks to cool us from our hard labours (of which I have done none this day )Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.
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Please point me in the direction of said pool, for my sun-baked skin doth require the soothing nature of cool, clear water.Tried and Tested...but the results are inconclusive
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And for thine repast this eve (assuming any of you ever come in from the sun, and tending the lottie!) I attempted to capture some venison:
I am not the bestest shot in the world!
so instead I baked for the merry men a "Queen of Pudding" using thrify old bread (thanks to Much and Maid Marion's chicken's eggs). Many thanks to thee both.
If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!
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Merrie evening goodly folk, I trust I find you well? Mine under-parts are tender after today's extended hunting session. In fact, I appear to be a mite saddle-sore. Tis the Birthday of mine faithful steed this day, so celebrations were had at the stable, and we are both suffering now, I fear.All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.
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Originally posted by Peas'n'Kews View PostAnd for thine repast this eve (assuming any of you ever come in from the sun, and tending the lottie!) I attempted to capture some venison:
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploa...tches_deer.jpg
edited to remove picture and add link instead - it was a bit too much for me, but golden eagles really do catch and kill deerLast edited by mothhawk; 23-05-2012, 08:05 PM.Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.
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