I've bought a wood!

[veggiechicken]

Tis no 1 if you do it My Way!

[Nicos]

Strange- tis 3rd on mine!

[bearded bloke]

Ahhh but that ^^^^^^^^^^ is because of my typo in the search box spelt properly tis indeed still top of the pile

[bearded bloke]

Strange- tis 3rd on mine!

Trap it in inverted comma's Nicos the google looks for the exact term with trapped words being first in the sentence/title

"I've bought a wood" = #1
I've bought a wood = #3

[Nicos]

Anyone fancy nibbling me strawberries????

[Peas'n'Kews]

What happened to t jousting or tourney? We've been preparing fine nag for his job; I dont know where to find a bow and arrow so that myghte be a handicap for us'en. How about throwing some cowpats (dried) and horse scones (steaming)? If the weather be as good as ye are all skiting about then a dip in the stream would cure all.
I'll have a cuppa too then if I may? And some of t horses carrot cake (no, not t' horses scones!)
Tis grey and chilly hereabouts, and the fire is still going. I'm planning on warming jobs today.

Mine Lorde Mr PnK MAKES long bows and has many of them, such as could easily fit out several tournies.

So we will provide the bows arr'as, and if thou fanciest a wee bit joust on a log over the river, we canst also provide staves....

Cups of tea and beverages of the alchololic persausion are always most welcome, too.



And thank thee all very prettily for the google demon tips, now I understand!

[veggiechicken]

Thank 'ee and Master PnK for the wherewithal for tonight's event. We have a bridge for the joust

There may be many a splash before the night is o'er!

[Peas'n'Kews]

Thine location for log-over-river jousting looks very inviting and I think the fair maids and merrie men may be availing thiselves of the cooling waters whether they get knocked off the log or not!

[RedThorn]

Help lost acess to the broadsheets and now look how many pages

[bearded bloke]

Well as our esteemed jester is not present,I shall impart on thee a jolly jape I heard many a long year past (cleaned up for family perusal ) ........


In days of old,
When Knight's were bold,
And women weren't particular,
They stood them up against a wall,
And did things perpendicular

[veggiechicken]

Thou art just in time Master Brewer for we shall have need of many casks of your fine ale this night!

[donnakebab]

Well as our esteemed jester is not present,I shall impart on thee a jolly jape I heard many a long year past (cleaned up for family perusal ) ........


In days of old,
When Knight's were bold,
And women weren't particular,
They stood them up against a wall,
And did things perpendicular

I have a very similar rhyme Much

In days of old when,
knights were bold
And paper wasn't invented,
They wiped their a**
On a blade of grass
An walked away contented.

[mothhawk]

Good eventide all (if any here there be)

Since we have but one musician, I've brought along a few folk who were busking in old Nottinghame Town, who have consented to play at our festivities for a good meal and two groats. (Or that might have been two goats )

[veggiechicken]

I thanks 'ee Falconer for thy thoughtfulness. Dost thou think that all the Merrie men and ladies will gather together here tonight for some of our number seem to be far afield. We have not seen Robin for many a moon, or the Jester, who is the most likely to moon!
I am just preparing myself for the evenings entertainment and will be with you soon.

[mothhawk]

Welladay, I've laid the tables



and I've borrowed one of the Sheriff's men to help out at the carvery



and I thought this looked as if it might be a fun party game