I've bought a wood!

[mothhawk]

Forsooth I fear I shall miss most of the festivities, my Lady Marian, for I must rise with the sun on the morrow to be at my allotted workplace on time, and have much still to do about the cottage before retiring for the night.

[veggiechicken]

How kind of you, Mistress Mothhawk. The party game should be quite entertaining - I hope the physician and woodsman are on hand lest there be any broken limbs.
Do not forget to visit http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html
with your suggestions for future entertainments, for tomorrow this will be ended.

[mothhawk]

How kind of you, Mistress Mothhawk. The party game should be quite entertaining - I hope the physician and woodsman are on hand lest there be any broken limbs.
Do not forget to visit http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html
with your suggestions for future entertainments, for tomorrow this will be ended.

Been there, done that. No new suggestions but I like the ideas you've had already.

Alack, I must now bid you adieu, before the evenings festivities have even begun. I have much enjoyed this sojourn in thy wood, my lady, and am sad at this parting. Adieu to all.

[veggiechicken]

Fare thee well, Mistress Falconer Mothhawk, for we shall meet again in another scenario, and who knows what adventures may befall us there. Thanks you for your company!!

[lottie dolly]

good eve to ye all,
BB,am loving my attire for this eve's party,please would some kind gent of the woods have me some spring water into the ice house to chill,as ale is not my drink,my poor legs would benefit from a foot stoole,or a pair of legs in green tights,i thank thee in advance,the air is still laden with heat,ho yes some fans as well,that would supendouse,

[veggiechicken]

Good evening, Mistress LottieD. I do wish I had your figure to wear such an outfit. Art thou certain you wish to sit with your legs up on a foot stoole? Dost thou wish to inflame these Merrie Men of the wood?
For who knows what may happen when the casks of Red Stocking are opened?

[bearded bloke]

Where has that jester got too ?


The knight returned to the king’s castle with prisoners, bags of gold and other riches from his victories. “Tell me of your battles,” said the king.

“Well, sire, I have been robbing and stealing on your behalf for weeks, burning the all of the villages of your enemies in the north.”

The king was horrified. “But I have no enemies in the north,” he said.

“Well,” said the knight, “you do now.”

[veggiechicken]

Good eventide to you Faithful Much. Tis a strange night, dost thou think that all the Merrie Folk are so upset at the ending of their adventures that they cannot join us tonight? Methinks they may have a great surprise tomorrow when they find that they are locked out of the Wood

[lottie dolly]

Good evening, Mistress LottieD. I do wish I had your figure to wear such an outfit. Art thou certain you wish to sit with your legs up on a foot stoole? Dost thou wish to inflame these Merrie Men of the wood?
For who knows what may happen when the casks of Red Stocking are opened?

I to wish i had a figure like that

[lottie dolly]

i recon the party has been cancelled until tomorrow eve

[bearded bloke]

Mistress LottieD. Art thou certain you wish to sit with your legs up on a foot stoole? Dost thou wish to inflame these Merrie Men of the wood?
For who knows what may happen when the casks of Red Stocking are opened?

Yay verily should we be visited by King Dick he may wish to make an olde rhyme ring true .....



In days of old when knights were bold and rubbers weren't invented,
kings wore socks around their c@cks and babies were prevented

[veggiechicken]

'Twill be too late Lottie, you are post 1000!!

[veggiechicken]

Why, Much, though hast made me blush King Dick is away on a Stag Knight, whatsoever that may be. I do hope he has taken his socks

[lottie dolly]

'Twill be too late Lottie, you are post 1000!!

whoops a daisey,that has crept in quick,so cancell the king and his,followers

[bearded bloke]

Good eventide to you fair maid as to the where abouts of the merri men & maidens I know but little
The'Ostler is away with her loved one,for this very eve is the anniversary of his birth
King Dick may not yey have returned from his revelries in East Anglia