What I might be doing a week next Thursday

[johnty greentoes]

Having lunch with Cate Blanchett

[serenity]

in your wildest dreams johnty but next thursday you COULD be having a chat with your good friends on the vine

[wellie]

Let me see, a week next Thursday.....
I'm rather 'ahead of myself' here, if I'm honest, because I've lined up your local Fire Brigade boys (because I can't resist a man in uniform...) and your local scaffolding yard.... Haze and me, are doing a Wellie's Workshop that day, erecting a platform, to watch you being pulled out of this very deep hole
you are digging, and so beautifully, if I may say so...!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Erections, platforms and men in uniform! (not necessarily in that order!!!) what a wonderful sounding day!
Bernie aka Dexterdog

[Hazel at the Hill]

..... because I've lined up your local Fire Brigade boys (because I can't resist a man in uniform...) and your local scaffolding yard.... Haze and me, are doing a Wellie's Workshop that day, erecting a platform, to watch you being pulled out of this very deep hole you are digging, and so beautifully, if I may say so...!

I've come over all unnecessary at the very thought!

[kirsty b]

Let me see, a week next Thursday.....
I'm rather 'ahead of myself' here, if I'm honest, because I've lined up your local Fire Brigade boys (because I can't resist a man in uniform...) and your local scaffolding yard.... Haze and me, are doing a Wellie's Workshop that day, erecting a platform, to watch you being pulled out of this very deep hole
you are digging, and so beautifully, if I may say so...!

There's worse ways to spend a day!

[Nicos]

Not another inset day johnty????

Or is it a quick butty behind the bike sheds???

[bubblewrap]

A erect man on a platform in a uniform sounds like a railway porter to me!!

[zebedee]

An erect man in a uniform!!! Don't let LJ know!

[Flummery]

OOOOh you naughty lot!

Can I play?

[zebedee]

Of course you can Flum! Personally I like fishnet stockings, purple lacy basque, strappy high heels. Don't really care what the woman wears, so long as it's wet!!!

[Flummery]

If I saw you dressed like that Zebedee I'd certainly wet something - laughing!

[zebedee]

That WOULD make a nice change from the hysterical screaming I usually get!

[Peter]

Post modern irony?

[bubblewrap]

Of course you can Flum! Personally I like fishnet stockings, purple lacy basque, strappy high heels. Don't really care what the woman wears, so long as it's wet!!!

And a lumber jack to boot.