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Tomato and spoon race
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The barbecue challenge.
This a tryathlon.....
1. Try a pick a day when it's not raining
2. Try and get the barbecue to light
3. Try and not give your guests food poisoningComment
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The cross country stakes....
Stake your broad beans before they fall over
Stake your fruit trees before they bend over
First to get everything staked before the wind gets 'em wins !If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!Comment
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(Potato) Sack race
(Pumpkin Hundred)Weight Lifting
(Flying Rat) Target ShootingLast edited by bearded bloke; 10-06-2012, 04:55 PM.He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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The Olympics only come round every 4 years
Much like crop rotationComment
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Wrestling - trying to get the cover back on the blowawayComment
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Tug of War = Us v elementsA weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rowsComment
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Long Jumping over radishes (and other crops) to reach onions and other crops
200m metre dash after blowing away cloches?
Lob the weed for the lurcher to chase? ( similar to discus!)
pond diving to divide yellow flag irises?
compost relay?Comment
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(Asparagus) Spear ThrowingHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Cross country running - (another event utilising blowaways)
Eventing - (visiting flower shows)
Greco-Roman Wrestling - (trying to get the cover back on the blowaway early in the morning wearing only sleeping attire)
Weightlifting - (carrying bags of compost from the car to the plot)
Rhythmic gumnastics - (planting out - bend, plant, straighten, step, bend, plant, straighten...)Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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The three legged race - for the Isle of Man team onlyComment
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The bucket and spade race for those who live near the seasideA weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rowsComment
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fly high in a polly tunnel,the all in ones,like barley sugar has,an arial view commentary box,
foot skieing in the mud,sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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The Olympics are drawing nigh! The Organisers are worried that the weather may disrupt events and they need alternatives
Any more events to suggest.
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Brussels Sprout eating competition,with the top 10 going on for the knock-out round ......... WIND turbine generator spinningHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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