Minor Rant Thread part 6

[bearded bloke]

F****** sports dominating the telly all f******* day & all f****** night,if I wanted to watch it I would buy a f******sports viewing package

[BarleySugar]

Tracking a package and finding out they said they tried to deliver at 8.30 am yesterday, and please call them. I was downstairs cleaning the kitchen at the front, NO ONE tried to deliver, and no card was put through. I tried calling from 12.30 yesterday, lines were busy, try again later. I emailed twice, no reply. This morning, checked again, it does say they will try to deliver 2 days running. Still advised to call, still lines too busy, still no answer to email, still no package .
This contains items I need for Tuesday's sale, I will have wasted the booking fee for the table if I don't get the package through.

[BarleySugar]

Posting a rant, then a minute after submitting it, the doorbell ringing, at 8.15pm! Parcel arrived, enormous box, filled with newspaper, air filled plastic bags, and finally at the bottom, my goodies.

[Two_Sheds]

So I'm quite chuffed with myself for sneaking the puppy into Starb*cks (in her doggy crate, disguised as Old Lady Trolley).
Then she proceeds to do the most EVIL, FOETID, GUT-ROTTING, STENCHY FARTS so that everyone thinks it's ME !
Obviously, I can't say "it's the dog" because dogs aren't allowed in posh coffee shops

[binley100]

Not laughing 'onest................

telly programmes that change times, controls that don't work , telly boxes that don't turn on ......I give up.

[petal]

ha ha ha! very funny.! i hate football. i don't know why- I approve of sport- but I just can't stand football. It is so boring. and makes me SO cross- as do all male dominated sports.

[petal]

AND ANOTHER THING- B****Y STUPID WOMEN who encourage men to talk about foorball and 'wags'- anything that makes women look like little subservient idiots. I just can't stand football.grrr....

[lottie dolly]

the amount of peeps on the phone behind the wheel,not looking at what they doing,

AND all this football dominating the TV and radio,
oh dear TS,most embarasing,last year whilst in curries electrics,a woman stood there and delivered a fire cracker just as we were passing,no exuse me nothing,only a blank face,i said dirty S&D,she never even flinched,

[VirginVegGrower]

So I'm quite chuffed with myself for sneaking the puppy into Starb*cks (in her doggy crate, disguised as Old Lady Trolley).
Then she proceeds to do the most EVIL, FOETID, GUT-ROTTING, STENCHY FARTS so that everyone thinks it's ME !
Obviously, I can't say "it's the dog" because dogs aren't allowed in posh coffee shops

A vet once told me that cr@**y Chappie can help with that if Trolley Puppy is onto adult food yet.we had a fetid gassy a$$y boxer some years ago. It cleared him a treat and it's cheap

My rant - three day music festival doing sound checks. Twelve hours continuous coverage three miles from here starts at noon. Please get some decent bands in that people have heard of, instead of the Skanks, or whatever they are called.

[Newton]

Bladdy woman who berated and embarrased me for letting one go in currys in Leicester. Currys always make me fart!

[Nicos]

€30 worth of peas sown and all but 10 seedlings left.
Flipping voles.

[lottie dolly]

Bladdy woman who berated and embarrased me for letting one go in currys in Leicester. Currys always make me fart!

do YOU wear a sari, by any chance,my rant is if you were in leicester,where were you bladdy maners

[Glutton4...]

Selfish narrow-minded people who burn stuff on the bonfire, that you were not only saving for someone else, but, had specifically asked them not to dispose of. It's such a shame that you are so much more important than everyone else, and that what you want to do is always what gets done, with no consideration for what anyone else thinks or wishes. I am so glad I haven't inherited those traits from you!

Yes, it's him again!

@r$e!

[ancee]

Oh, sorry but that did make me laugh! Out loud, then chuckle, then snigger, sorry, but if it makes you feel better twosheds you really have made my day hahaha x

[ancee]

S'pose this is a rant, ahem... Didn't have a job, and had far too much time on my hands, applied for lottie, didn't get one. Got job instead! Now no time on my hands - watch them phone me and say I can have an allotment now!... Actually I would love that and find the time, poor kids won't get fed much tho...