Minor Rant Thread part 6

[bearded bloke]

Not all my posts have been 'Rants' either!

Wot you been chatting in the rant thread I find that hard to believe,you being such a good girlie & all that

[Glutton4...]

and and and to you!

[bearded bloke]

Oh yer,I forgot to mention how quite & demure your post have been of late

[Feral007]

Grumpy old men! Honestly! It never ceases to amaze me - why on earth would you work at a high school all your adult life if you can't stand teenagers? Walks off shaking head............if I look like I don't care buddy, it's because it's 7 am on an icy morning and I haven't had a coffee yet. There isn't a lot that I care about before coffee ...........and you'll never be one of them! Not even after coffee actually, but I wouldn't be rude enough to say that.

[taff]

I have had enough of mad old bats..yes, I know at a certain age you start getting confused but when you run down the corridor flashing your luminous green teeth at me at 11 in the night, it's b@ddy scary!!!
buy some denture cleaner, please.

And I need to find more to rant about too, obviously, I'm not ranty enough....

[Feral007]

I'm on a roll today folks! What the chuffin' heck does the insurance company think they are doing nearly 3 months down the track from cancelled policies still taking money from my account! I was in last months breathing fire! Just been onto the credit union............they're stuffed now - they are officially not allowed to stick a paw in my account again, ever, as long as I bluddy live, and for a few lifetimes after I'm dead! Flaming heck! What I'd really love to do is put it in reverse so that money flowed into my account every time they tried to take money out of it - but apparently there's no way to set that up - yet!

[CaroltheCarrot]

My feckin washing machine is on the blink,again
Its not even that old but can I find the receipt, can I hell

O and I am doing poorly in the ranting stakes, must try harder!!

[OverWyreGrower]

My rant is.... opening up the rant thread because I had a blummin good rant... and then forgetting what I wanted to rant about!! Argh!

[VirginVegGrower]

Scores on the doors

Glutton4... Posts 34
cardiffsteve Posts 24
VirginVegGrower Posts 22
binley100 Posts 19
bearded bloke Posts 19
zazen999 Posts 15
CaroltheCarrot Posts 13
Feral007 Posts 12
Florence Fennel Posts 10
Two_Sheds Posts 10
OverWyreGrower Posts 9
taff Posts 8
Piggle Posts 7
rustylady Posts 6
Singleseeder Posts 6
Andromeda Posts 6
Petal Posts 4
Helgalush Posts 4
dominic10 Posts 4
alldigging Posts 4
Nicos Posts 4
Snadger Posts 4
Thelma Sanders Posts 3
Jelliebabe Posts 3
julesapple Posts 3
BarleySugar Posts 2
Ancee Posts 2
Seahorse Posts 2
Newton Posts 2
Jeanied Posts 2
lottie dolly Posts 2
Bren In Pots Posts 2
Chris Posts 1
Veggiechicken Posts 1
Eirish Posts 1
Rocketron Posts 1
DarkCrow Posts 1
Janeyo Posts 1
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SarzWix Posts 1
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Pumpkin Becki Posts 1
Plot10 Posts 1
Alison Posts 1

Not all my posts have been 'Rants' either!

Snap - chatting on the rant thread

[petal]

Rain. Its always raining.

[Florence Fennel]

Big fat ugly slug on the garden path this morning. I swear it did to me.

[bearded bloke]

did you put a nice ring of salt around it Flo ?

[Plot10]

-Torrential rain so decide to take car to work
-Find a parking space then discover I've run out of parking vouchers.
-No cash to get vouchers, have to go to cash machine 1000 yard in bl**dy rain.
-Cash machine eats card "please contact your bank". This IS my bank but as it's only 8.30am it's not open for another hour.
-Scrape �5 in change out of purse to get parking vouchers.
-Lunchtime - back to the bank, in even heavier rain than before.
-Card is not inside the machine so they need to cancel it and order a new one and I can only get �50 over the counter without the card. I don't have interweb banking with that account so now I have 50 quid to last me till my card arrives sometime next week.
- Now I need diesel because I took the car to work.

[OverWyreGrower]

Having to fill in 1-2-1/performance development paperwork whilst on a fixed term contract. Absolutely no point to me doing it. I'm not eligible for a payrise or bonus, and am currently only here until September. My manager see's my point exactly, but HR are very insistent...

My first objective is: "Find a permanent job".....

[Jeanied]

People who go through a busy checkout at the supermarket - talking on their phone and taking not a blind bit of notice of the person serving them. How rude.