Minor Rant Thread part 6

[singleseeder]

Flippin' text from son @5.50!

"I'm on the Met line from Watford. Can you look on the computer to see how I get to Shenfield? I was only given the address at 10 last night"

Let's hope this firm pays him, unlike the last lot!!

[CaroltheCarrot]

Another bl*ody wedding invitation, sod off and elope, thats 5 this year!

[CaroltheCarrot]

`We ` are apparently buying eldest new leathers that he has to choose himself, last time `We` gave him carte blanche to choose something it cost `We` a small fortune for a fancy nancy Rossi something or other helmet.
I do wish `We` would learn to keep our gob shut

[PyreneesPlot]

`We ` are apparently buying eldest new leathers that he has to choose himself, last time `We` gave him carte blanche to choose something it cost `We` a small fortune for a fancy nancy Rossi something or other helmet.
I do wish `We` would learn to keep our gob shut

Send him to Hein Gericke who have gone into administration and are having a sale...

[bearded bloke]

it cost `We` a small fortune for a fancy nancy Rossi something or other helmet.

Valentino Rossi was motoGP world champion Carol was that the limited edition AGV with the chicken about the £175 mark ? if so you best get him the replica leathers as well,just look for the suit with "THE DOC" written on the bum in multi-coloured letters

[CaroltheCarrot]

No, he has the chicken one, something wants me to say a donkey, but I am probably wrong

Rant, lawnmowers,shut up

[bearded bloke]

There was also a limited edition donkey design,can't remember now which came first.But whatever design AGV a good quality crash hats (mine not been worn for ages is plain green )


Hedge bindweed

[CaroltheCarrot]

That will be the one then, "does not pay attention" featured quite heavily in my school reports.

Rant, soor faced wimmin , your husband smiled at me first and with my newly found cheeryness I returned the smile, It doesnt mean I am going to throw him to the floor and ravish him in the cooked meats aisle.ffs

[Andromeda]

That will be the one then, "does not pay attention" featured quite heavily in my school reports.

Rant, soor faced wimmin , your husband smiled at me first and with my newly found cheeryness I returned the smile, It doesnt mean I am going to throw him to the floor and ravish him in the cooked meats aisle.ffs

Made my day!

My rant, brand new police officers...so full of self importance there's no space left for common sense.

[OverWyreGrower]

Rant - why do cookies have so many calories in them??? Ridiculous!!

[Feral007]

Carol - why not throw him to the floor and ravish him.........they do say give a dog a bad name.......

My rant: I can't say the above without out takin' m' wine and heading back to the norty step....oh that's right I was there anyway!

[CaroltheCarrot]

Nah, he was about 104, I do have some standards ye know

[Florence Fennel]

Miserable b*ggers!

I'm keeping calm, but chuff off

[cardiffsteve]

I never knew that if you have japanese knotweed with 9.5metres of your property you may not be able to get a mortgage from a bank or building society
This will soon be extended to 20 metres

[Kestrel]

Trying to find a parking space was thwarted twice by signs saying "Gates in Constant Use". Got me annoyed and also thinking "If they're in 'constant' use, why are they shut?" Surely 'frequent' or 'often in use'. (I know, this is minor to the point of non-existence...)