Minor Rant Thread part 6

[CaroltheCarrot]

Famous last words..
I went to the plot yesterday afternoon and decided that because I was only going to be there a little while I wouldnt bother changing into my boots, so I was merrily digging away and started lifting out the sweetcorn plants in the tunnel.....you know whats coming dont you?
Yep, fork straight through my trainers
Dash to A&E, x ray etc etc, luckily I had only caught the bit between my 2nd and 3rd toe so it could have been a whole lot worse.
Tetanus in my arm ,something else in my bum and I am sitting here feeling like a right eejit.

Sweetcorn was delicious by the way

[Glutton4...]

PMSL - Sorry Carol, but you are an eejit!

My rant?

Stirrers. Selfish stirrers. Specifically those who think it's funny to wind everyone else up. I hope you enjoyed the 'power,' you selfish @r$e. You've actually just cost the Company hundreds of pounds, when they, like many, are really struggling. You have also completely ruined my Husband's planned weekend off - a rest that he really needs, and deserves, as he works many many more hours in a week than you do, you feckin selfish narrow-minded @r$e!

[Feral007]

When I'm in the middle of paying for an online purchase and something goes wrong and I start telling the computer what I think of it, please don't argue with me about it. Especially when you have no idea what it's about, and when I'm yelling at you to just be quiet 10 mins later (because you are still telling me what you don't know about) don't, please don't say you don't know why I'm getting so angry about it all. Step away, just step away, and then run!

[bumpybabemagnet]

When a bill comes, please don't just leave it lying somewhere for the bill-paying fairy to deal with - she doesn't exist. Give it to me and I will pay it.
My way, all is calm and peaceful in the house. Your way, we get a reminder, you ask me why I didn't pay the bill, I ask you where it is, you tell me I must have it, we both know that's not true but for some reason you decide to argue about it, usually ending with the words "Okay, you win - YOU'RE always right" delivered in your own special way.

I think this is my fifth post and my fifth rant - what does this say about me?

[PyreneesPlot]

When I say please hang up the dish cloth, that's what I mean.
Transfering a screwed up bacteria breeding cloth from the side of the sink and balancing it, screwed up and bacteria breeding on the tap does not count.

[Glutton4...]

...I think this is my fifth post and my fifth rant - what does this say about me?

You wait until you've ranted as many times as I have! (Personally, I think it makes you normal! )

When I say please hang up the dish cloth, that's what I mean.
Transfering a screwed up bacteria breeding cloth from the side of the sink and balancing it, screwed up and bacteria breeding on the tap does not count.

Yeah, there goes another one of mine. If they're not too bad, they go in the wash bin. If they're bad, they go straight in the machine. Usually they just go straight in the bin. The following day, I'll get asked where the dishcloth is. I just glare at him.

[CaroltheCarrot]

Aaaargh,
"Would you like tatties and mince,spag bol or lasagna for tea?"
"Could we have curry?"
What part of your tiny brain has not registered that I have taken mince out of the freezer

[OverWyreGrower]

I am very grateful to my mum for house-sitting for us for a week when we were on holiday, but FGS! stop moving things around in my house!!!!

All my bookshelves (upstairs and downstairs) have been rearranged, all the kitchen cupboards have been rearranged, the immersion heater was switched off (no hot water), whilst the heating was switched on to full whack (came home to a boiling hot house)....argh!!

[CaroltheCarrot]

Me again,am going to make the rant page my homepage!
My rant......children!
Children who eat every bit of chocolate in the house,it's cooking chocolate fgs
Children who clean their mucky boots,,,,in the bath!
Children who leave everything at their backsides
Is almost 17 too late for adoption

[Feral007]

Yes, I'm sorry............I think 7 months is probably the latest you can get someone to take your kids off your hands. After that they are not nearly cute enough to make up for their mucky habits

OMG I thought this was in chat not ranting..........ummm................Why didn't I win lotto so I don't have to go to work tomorrow? And for several days after?

[Alison]

Had a few problems with my sprout plants back in the spring so ended up buying some replacement plants from the GC. Nice healthy plants but had been a bit suspicious of late that they should be taller by now. Noticed yesterday that two of them have nice white curds forming - bleeding caulis - what good is that going to be on Christmas day? Already planted lots of caulis that I grew myself, wanted sprouts, why can't they label properly

[julesapple]

Please, please, BBC commentators/presenters, just shut up. We don't need a running commentary. We need to see this whole Parade from the crowd's point of view. Let's just cut the banality and soak up the atmosphere instead.

I know those are Red Arrows, I know they are the Olympians on floats......I may not be BBC staff but I'm not the pleb you think I am.......

[bumpybabemagnet]

Electronic cigarettes - just because it's legal to use them at the supermarket checkout doesn't mean you should. It looks chavvy!

[chris]

I hate, no wait, I f****** hate programming.

I hate middle lane hoggers. Move over you F****** T***S. When you move over from the outside lane, MOVE OVER TO THE FR*GGING INSIDE LANE YOU T**T.

FFS.

[chris]

Electronic cigarettes - just because it's legal to use them at the supermarket checkout doesn't mean you should. It looks chavvy!

Or in my office. It still smells, regardless of what you say.. Good job said person currently has 'forgotten' and gone back to smoking.