If this is your first visit, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
Very bright light frosty night. Hence my Dawg being awake and wanting to play at three am this morning, and again at half past five.
Belting round in the frost like a ruddy racehorse, and barking at the moon.
You sure it's not a Wolf?............
sigpic�Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,� -------------------------------------------------------------------- Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
----------------------------------------------------------- KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............
Motorists. Why do they have to be such narrow-minded selfish A-holes? Traffic lights are there for a reason. They are only temporary, and not the end of the world, so just calm the chuff down and wait for your turn.
Motorists again. If you're turning left, stay by the curb. If you're turning right, stay by the centre line. How difficult can it be? We're coming up to a mini roundabout. (Over the flat ones, but round the humps. OK?) So, what does the Pillock in front do? Follows the curb, round to the left, but indicates right. Then decides to wait until the whole chuffing town is empty before pulling out.
Shoppers. If you don't keep your elbows and trolleys out of my personal space, I may well have something to say about it.
That's all for now.
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
Police bikers - indicating left tells me that you are intending to turn left, when you then move into the right hand lane by cutting straight in front of me with no warning (and left indicator still flashing) don't be surprised when I pull an emergency stop and hit the horn!
Ancient cat who pee'd all over my bed when we were away. The duvet has gone in the bin, had to order a new one. Luckily we had a mattress protector......can't afford to replace that.
I was so looking forward to getting into my own bed......
Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
I didn't need the trip to the launderette with my big patchwork quilt either. Apart from being incredibly lazy, our old cat is quite healthy. Ma reckons we should have her PTS, but I can't bring myself to do that simply for our convenience, even if it stresses me out big time. You wouldn't do that to your old people (horrendous Liverpool 'Care' Pathway aside) and you don't take on a pet to PTS as soon as they annoy you.
Honey is nearly 16. I don't expect we'll have her for very much longer. If she was in pain, then fair enough. But she's perfectly happy peeing on my bed....
Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥
Brand new posh bank account with the Co-Op and the bleddy bank has gone down. They have no banking services available whatsoever. Some one didn't read the computer manual........
Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥
Brand new posh bank account with the Co-Op and the bleddy bank has gone down. They have no banking services available whatsoever. Some one didn't read the computer manual........
I'm just doing an insurance quote and it seems a zillion of them aren't giving quotes at the moment.
A lot also say "Cannot quote for property within 150 metres of water."
It's a canal that'd have to flood Manchester before it came this way!
Muppets who only clear half their windscreen of frost.......... luckily it was the drivers side............ not even side or rear windows were cleared............ Photo to follow when I get home.
And while you're at it, clear the snow off the roof so it doesn't block your windscreen if you have to brake - idiot!
Comment