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Going to the doctor this morning to find that they now have a big screen tv in the waiting room that plays adverts on a loop. The ones about giving up smoking and getting your vaccinations updated were fine. There were two commercial ones as well - for the local pub and a 'pay day loans' company. Because both of those are going to be *really* good for your health and wellbeing, aren't they?
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I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home." -
they're just there for when you've had bad news and need to pickle yourself to get over it
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To the man up the road,
Please do not come out to get something from your car wearing only a towel, I nearly upchucked my frosties!!Comment
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Comic Sans?
Seriously - this is supposed to be a professional course.
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I need epsom salts..........go over the chemist in the rain , they don't have it. Drive to B&Q , they don't sell it. Drive to Tesco , they've run out and there is difficulty getting it...............What are my toms to do now
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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People who don't like Comic Sans font. I mean it's a lovely font, what's not to like.
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Originally posted by binley100 View PostI need epsom salts..........go over the chemist in the rain , they don't have it. Drive to B&Q , they don't sell it. Drive to Tesco , they've run out and there is difficulty getting it...............What are my toms to do now
Watch your letterbox in a day or so
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Suits me fine.Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
Idiots on the motorway.
Its raining, visibilty is less than 100 yards why are you doing 80+ mph with no lights on?
And if you do have your lights on, why have you got rear fog lights on, FFS?
You are not going to get there faster by tailgating me on the inside lane, overtake me if you want to go faster you muppets.Comment
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Why whats it going to do? Run away?Originally posted by bearded bloke View PostWatch your letterbox in a day or so
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It will have to be a quick getaway bud,Ulrika lookalike in the local P.O reckons,Epsom salts will run all the way from Wellingbone to Chaventry by first thing in the morning,so beware of brown skidmarks on the motorwayOriginally posted by cardiffsteve View PostWhy whats it going to do? Run away?)
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I've been Zazzed!!!!!!
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Have your toms got upset tummies?Originally posted by binley100 View PostI need epsom salts..........go over the chemist in the rain , they don't have it. Drive to B&Q , they don't sell it. Drive to Tesco , they've run out and there is difficulty getting it...............What are my toms to do now
The things you learn on here. Never knew toms could have upset stomachsComment
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Between the brats & the rain will I ever have a dry AND quite moment to get the veggie patch weededLast edited by bearded bloke; 02-07-2012, 07:40 PM.He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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If that means wot I think it does then someone is being way too kind ........
Bla'ddy weather ....I need to pick cherries before the birds eat them ............I can see them from here and that means they are ready to pick .............
Easy garlic .........easy for the end user maybe. what a faff........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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