Minor Rant Thread part 6

[bearded bloke]

So I'm quite chuffed with myself for sneaking the puppy into Starb*cks (in her doggy crate, disguised as Old Lady Trolley).
Then she proceeds to do the most EVIL, FOETID, GUT-ROTTING, STENCHY FARTS so that everyone thinks it's ME !
Obviously, I can't say "it's the dog" because dogs aren't allowed in posh coffee shops

So was that the doggy way to rant about being in a cage AND even worse a Sar*ucks


Women who let rip in coffee shops then look around to blame another

[Newton]

do YOU wear a sari, by any chance,my rant is if you were in leicester,where were you bladdy maners

Sorry lottie dolly it was a rant joke.....Couldn't resist. ..I've never tried a sari! Never actually been to Leicester either. If I have to let one go I always apologise.........try not to in shops

Rant......flaming June!

[Helgalush]

Today's allotment plans scuppered by discovering a burst pipe in the kitchen and a flooded floor at 7.30am. The water company's emergency response time is 4 hours....so cue 4 hours of constantly changing, wringing, spinning and drying towels, mopping and trying to get water up with a dustpan between 4 of us....uphill battle seeing as the leak couldn't be stopped until the man from the water company was able to turn the whole street's water off.

Problem now fixed, mopping up nearly done, just waiting for the mountain of towels to wash and dry.

Feel slightly better for having eaten quite a lot of chocolate.

[eirish]

I'm freezing cold, the weather is miserable and NOTHING IS GROWING. Grrrrrrrrowl.

[cardiffsteve]

Only 5 days to the summer solstice then down hill to the winter solstice and festival.
C*******s!

[Feral007]

Windy today. If it's not raining, threatening rain, then it's windy. Can't get any spraying done in this weather. Come ON!

[Florence Fennel]

Now it's bladdy women playing football. Bring back the days when ladies played hockey in the winter and netball and tennis in the summer.

[bearded bloke]

Bring back the days when ladies played tennis in the summer.

In the white pleated mini skirts Ladies at Wimbledon in the 1970's that will get an englishmans pulse rate up Phwooaarrrrrrrrrrr

[Glutton4...]

Bummocks - forgot what I came in to Rant about.

Alzheimers! At my age!

[Alison]

People who assume that all women know nothing about footie and only watch it to look at the men's legs. I do know what I'm talking about, I used to play (until my knee gave in) and I don't care what the players look like - grrrrrrrrr. It's a major tournament and one of the few bits of footie we still get live on normal TV, long may it continue.

[Feral007]

Managed to crack one of my slow cookers tonight. My fault, I was in a hurry and added some cold water when I realised I'd forgotten to do it earlier. Well the cold water was pretty cold and the pot cracked all around the bottom.
So now I'm cooking with one slow cooker, an oven and a rice cooker. Lovely, just lovely!

[CaroltheCarrot]

At myself, was in feeding the bees (new colony and swarm so they need a wee boost) thousands of buzzies all around me and I care not a jot.
Went away to take my suit off, the shed is at the other end of the plot and double checked that there were no bees on me.
Put all stuff away and was heading to the other plot when I felt something under my top, ran yelping to the other shed like a big girls blouse, stripped off my top(didnt care if anyone could see) and sure enough there was a bee which proceeded to sting me on the top of my arm, my confidence has now taken a bit of a knock

[Two_Sheds]

Just bought one of these, and it's awesome.

Or it would be, if the seller had included the nuts & bolts to put it together with

[Florence Fennel]

Just to make it clear , sport in general, although football in particular at the moment. I watch two hours of television a day to relax and put my feet up and at the moment that is reduced to about an hour. I've always said I married the wrong man

[Piggle]

the person who left a sick hedgehog outside my front door in the seering heat all day - no note, not anything. I had to give it emergency fluids and now I am crossing my fingers that it doesn't snuff it ....... why didn't they just knock on the door.