Minor Rant Thread part 6

[zazen999]

If you've any streetlights outside your house they'll be charging up 24/7!!

Feckin' insect bite on my thigh....I can't even cover it with my hand. Had to wear a skirt all day as I can't put jeans or shorts on. And it's sooooooooo itchy!!! Antihistamine cream and Xylocaine spray aren't doing anything. Neither does Ibruprofen gel. Cold flannel is best.

One of these does wonders - never go abroad without it!

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My rant - people who take things to the nth degree and make a big fuss over nothing. Honestly, stop with the drama and look at yourself eh?

[dominic10]

One of these days I am not going to renew my TV licence.

[cardiffsteve]

People who drive in the middle lane of a 3 lane motorway at 50-60mph with nothing on the inside lane.
Is it time to give people driving lessons or overtake on the inside?

[petal]

Nettles. they really hurt.

[singleseeder]

Woke up and got into the shower without checking the time. Erm, I think I'm a bit early.

Well it looked light enough out there!

[CaroltheCarrot]

Overly complicated domestic appliances. I want to wash my clothes not launch the flamin space shuttle!

[Glutton4...]

I've peeed myself off here;

I sat and worked out that the money I have spent buying, taxing and insuring my 'cheap runabout' would have run my lovely car for another chuffing year!

Can't win, sometimes...

[Glutton4...]

Move the choke lever. Just a little bit. Then your lawnmower will run properly, instead of 'hunting' it is so annoying!

[Glutton4...]

Yeah, I'm on another roll;

My lovely Husband. He who hates mowing, but insists on 'helping' Yesterday cut the small area outside the back door. Without the grass box on. EFFING grass all over the darn house now.

Guess who will be handed the Vacuum, this evening, when he gets in. After he's 'collected' the grass.

[Glutton4...]

Oh, and;

Hearing on the Radio News, just now, that the reason our Dairy Farmers are being paid less for their produce, is that the global price of Milk has gone down! WTF!

Well, put the ruddy price back UP! Why is it so difficult!!!?

[CaroltheCarrot]

Ring ring
Son "Hello mum"
Me "Can you feed the dogs please"
Son "Sure no problem"

Hour and a half later

Me"Did you feed the dogs?"
Son "Eh did you ask me to?"
Me "Yes I phoned you "
Son "Did I answer"

God give me strength

[alldigging]

Headaches that wake you up at 4am.
And the inability to get out of bed at that time to go and find paracetamol.

[Creemteez]

Aaarrrrgggghhh! Gorgeous day! I've got a line full of washing and all my windows open and what does my STOOOOOPID next door neighbour do? Lights the biggest, SMOKIEST bonfire ever!!!!!!!

[CaroltheCarrot]

They are doing it just to mess with me now!

"What you cooking Mum?"
"Curry"
"Smells lovely. Whats for tea?"

I swear the rain has washed away the one brain cell they were sharing

[petal]

Blimey G4- your husband must be my husband's clone, he too is a complete and utter useless eejit.
mow the lawn? don't make me laugh- why bother if you don't do the edges and include the veg plot paths you moron!!!!and you keep coming to ask where to put the grass clippings. pathetic.