Minor Rant Thread part 6

[julesapple]

Forgot to do this yesterday;

Shop assistants who ignore their customers. I know you have a captive market (F0nt@n€lla Coffee/Deli concession in Broomfield Hospital, if anyone's interested), but don't take the pee, you lowlife. There were four of us waiting whilst you chatted to your last customer. We still stood there whilst you wiped over every visible part of the ruddy coffee machine, and whilst you played 'put-and-take' with the cups and lids. However, when you decided to start chatting to your two colleagues, without even acknowledging we were there, we decided we'd waited long enough.

The service at the C0$t@ booth, further along, is faultless, and the Coffee is far nicer! So,

What a total Twonk!!

Rant: Twonks!

[julesapple]

Sorry...me again.

Yes, of course. You're right, honestly. The boys and I should have the lunch stuff and cold box jammed in between us and around our feet, nicely cramping our every move for hours and hours, because the boot looks nice with the roller cover pulled over it.....we wouldn't want to make unsightly bulges, would we?

[Feral007]

For Goodness Sake! I hate people who love to whinge - not just a little whinge, but a lifetime of whinging. Would you never realise that other people have to compromise? That they feel just as strongly as you do about things? but they know that compromise makes the world go round? So don't whinge that you are left out! And while I'm on a roll, don't whinge about how sick you are, how you always have so many things wrong, but won't use the referal the Dr gave you because you and Mr Google found something more 'interesting' to have; and you won't use the local hospital services - because some other poor person might be missing out........get off fb whinging and do yourself and your family a favour by getting yourself fixed up!
Ewwww, that all sounds n@sty but she is trying my patience!

[Glutton4...]

Well, now it's my turn. Again.

Firstly, to the Yoof, in the Village, with the Vuvuzela - you, Son, are on borrowed time! Trust me!

Secondly, to the parents of the Yoof, in the Village, with the Vuvuzela - If I don't manage to catch it, and shove it up his chuff, rest assured, I will come looking for you, and I will shove it up yours! VERY SOON!

[julesapple]

Go G4, go G4!!!

We've just got home to find we have no water. I can't have a bath and the poor BH cannot have a cup of tea. Extreme suckage......

[Glutton4...]

Well, the little scrote with the vuvuzela managed to upset all the dogs at this end of the Village (one barks, they all chuffing bark ), then miraculously just stopped and disappeared. Luckily for him.

Don't suppose I was the only one on the war-path...

Anyway, this rant is about me!

I recently bought enough net curtain/cord/hooks/eyes to do both the front bedroom windows. No, I don't like nets, but the bedrooms are at the front of the Buggalow, so that's it, really. Anyway, both curtains are now up. Ten minutes later, as I'm tidying up, and rearranging the spare room into an office/gym, I discovered all my old net curtains.

Sometimes I am a Pillock!

[Feral007]

Use them for fleece G4!

Why do the pages on here keep freezing? Are they trying to tell me something

[Newton]

Blackberrys. Not the lovely fruit...the freakin phone thingies that are constantly exercising my two daughters fingers. Not at the breakfast table please.........or the dinner table either for that matter!

[Feral007]

Unranty - what's a vuvazela?

[veggiechicken]

Unranty too ^^^^^ Vuvuzela - YouTube

[Feral007]

Awwww VC we're on satellite internet and we're shaped - it took nearly 4 mins to download those baby hedgehog photos............just give me a clue!

[bearded bloke]

^^ its the loud bugle type thing favoured by some of the more enthusiastic football supporters & scrap metal collectors in these parts

[VirginVegGrower]

The weather - who took away yesterday's blue skies?

[Glutton4...]

Rain!

I had planned an afternoon in the garden...

[PyreneesPlot]

Snails making more snails. In the middle of my French beans. In broad daylight. So rude.