Minor Rant Thread part 6

[VirginVegGrower]

Snails making more snails. In the middle of my French beans. In broad daylight. So rude.

Cook them!

[Feral007]

Work - having to go when the sun is shining! It's just Wrong!

[OverWyreGrower]

Ack! Don't go all pouty when I say I have jobs to do and can't help you... I'm not doing it to get out of helping you, it's just that I still need to put the washing on, clean out the duckponds, clean out the hen houses etc... all my usual jobs still need doing, even when you decide you want to do something else in the garden!

[Feral007]

Don't give me another form to fill out. And don't tell me that maybe I could swap a perfectly good carboned form with more information and a copy to pass to the next service for a useless piece of twot that we scrapped about 2 years ago. Freaking useless bluddy idiots!

When I mentioned to the manager she had a hissy fit and showed me many other forms that are all duplicating themselves and carried on. You get paid for that sort of cr@p I don't. So I emailed her, cc'd to 3 other people and told them they should just organise to get us on the electronic records so we don't have to keep sending information to each other anyway!
Expecting the fur to fly pretty soon, but it's cr@p!

[julesapple]

No flood warnings issued for my area - well, that's excellent. So why are half a dozen major roads closed due to flooding and no one's said a dickie bird about it? Instead, there is traffic chaos because nobody knew to avoid those roads.

[janeyo]

finding out that since I went on maternity leave ther has bene nobody to teach my lessons. This means the classes are missing out of their french which annoys me greatly as my son is one of them and also that it is going to seriously mess up my planning for next year as we work on a rotation system with the topics. The more lessons they miss the harder it will be to sort the planning.

mr janeyo says don't worry about it as I am not there - but it's bugging me BigStyle, they had plenty of time to sort out a replacement, as they knew when I was leaving right from last half term as I gave plenty of warning.

[OverWyreGrower]

Arrive home at 00:30 from the zombie chase night
Go to bed at 01:00 after scraping the zombie make-up off
Get up at 02:30 to let the dogs out, one of whom has been sick all over the floor
Get up at 03:10 to let the dogs out, one of whom has been sick all over the floor again
Alarm goes off at 04:00 for Mr OWG to leave for the airport for a trip to Munich
Get up at 05:10 to let the dogs out, one of whom has been sick all over the floor again
Alarm goes off at 06:00 for me to get up

Die quietly all day, with what feels like the worst hangover ever, despite me being the designated driver last night....

[julesapple]

Feeling like a real Zombie, then, OWG?

Rant: If you want clean clothes put them in the laundry. I'm not going looking for washing....

[janeyo]

sneaky cats! Despite me and mr janeyo doing a whole house search for one missing cat to shut in the utility last night and not finding her, she apeared at 4 am, meowing to go out and doing that really annoying jingly bell collar thing that is the raeson they get shut in the utility room in the first place at night!
Wouldn't be so bad if I had not already been woken between 1 and 3 with my 'baby bladder' and subsequent kung-fu champion baby pummelling me from the inside for 2 hours. Then just as I nodded off at 4.30... youngest son began throwing up... every hour until time to get up.

anyone got any matchsticks?

*ps not ranting about youngest son throwing up as clearly not doing it on purpose, just that it made an already bad night worse!

[Feral007]

Wow, my cat only pee'd up the wall in the pantry, and only once, while I was waving a knife at him. Guess I should be glad he and one of the kids weren't throwing up?

[julesapple]

DD had to do 10 mile round trip on the bus today. We looked it up on the net, return journey £7.50. But what's this £4.10 first day offer? Phone up bus company to get more info, spoke to two bods, both confirmed DD can indeed use the special offer £4.10 ticket. Pack DD off to the bus with the right money. Surprise! Surprise! The bus driver says no, she cannot use the special offer tcket. She runs home and the BH has to drop everything (including cancelling a school governors meeting) to get her to her first day on time.

When he gets home he phones the Bus Co and they say sorry, nothing we can do.

WTF? Why can't they do anything? BH has now written a stiff letter of complaint. DD could've lost her job had he not been able to get her to the pet centre.

[janeyo]

My bowels, I know I am pregnant which can makes things a bit strange, but please can they make their mind up?!

[janeyo]

the builder chap we had come to measure up for a new door yesterday - don't know him from Adam, so why on earth would he give me his life history? I don't want to know. And I especially don't want to know that your new girlfriend is about to give birth and neither of you wanted it and don't have time for another baby. (insensitive to a woman who is getting ready to have a baby herself!)
I feel sorry for this poor child and it's not even born - and maybe you should have thought of the consequences a few months ago, or kept a certain part of your anatomy in your pants!

[Glutton4...]

Rant at myself, this time;

I have LOOOOOAAAADDSS to do, so WTF am I still sat here 'clicking' and 'searching' and 'chuffin' about' in cyberland, when I should be in t'other room being constructive!?

[Glutton4...]

Birds sh!tt!ng on my Laundry, again!