Minor Rant Thread part 6

[rustylady]

KIDS!!! Grown up ones, that is.

[Florence Fennel]

What RL said, with bells on and do they ever grow up?

[Glutton4...]

Hearing some really sad news from a lovely Customer. A Lady who 'has everything' or so I thought.

Her turn with the sh!t fairy.

[cptncrackoff]

KIDS!!! Grown up ones, that is.

Some of us forgot to grow up!

My rant - the effect on my digestive system of taking 8 penicillin a day

[Feral007]

Getting up early to find that two of my 'girls' have morphed into roosters. Sort that out. Prise son out of bed (alarm didn't go off) get him organised to take sister to school on way to work, put two horses in yards on the way for the farrier, check gate is not locked, walk back to house make coffee, drink two mouthfuls, go with farrier who arrived on time. Then check gate, then separate horses into two different groups, drink 3 glasses of water, sweat a lot, go fix up food and water for 'ungirly girls', let dogs off.
Oh joy, today of all days of the week - they are turning the electricity off. D@mn you! It's been a long coffee-less day.

[Glutton4...]

Dog is in, wants to go out. I let Dog out.

Dog is outside back door, whining to come in. I let Dog in.

Dog is in, wants to go out. I let Dog out.

Dog is outside back door, whining to come in. I let Dog in.

Dog is in, wants to go out. I let Dog out.

Dog is outside back door, whining to come in. I'm getting bored with this game...

[julesapple]

Getting up early to find that two of my 'girls' have morphed into roosters.

One of ours has suddenly developed spurs. Just have to wait & see if 'she' goes back to laying in the Spring. No idea what to do otherwise.

Dog is in, wants to go out. I let Dog out.

Dog is outside back door, whining to come in. I let Dog in.

Dog is in, wants to go out. I let Dog out.

Dog is outside back door, whining to come in. I let Dog in.

Dog is in, wants to go out. I let Dog out.

Dog is outside back door, whining to come in. I'm getting bored with this game...

We play a similar game;

Get into bed. Get warm eventually. Snuggle down.
Cat arrives on window. Get out of bed, freeze your butt off. Let cat in.
Get into bed. Get warm eventually. Snuggle down.
Cat arrives on window. Get out of bed, freeze your butt off. Let cat in.
Get into bed. Get warm eventually. Snuggle down.
Cat arrives on window. Get out of bed, freeze your butt off. Let cat in.

Quite often this is played with a variation, which involves 'Fall asleep' This is the version the cats like best....

[Glutton4...]

Hens can grow spurs, Jules!

OOOIIIIYYYYYY - Cricket muppets - TV/Radio announcer/reporter Peeps; It is pronounced cAl-cUtta NOT cOl-cAtta! Get it right you muppets.

[Bren In Pots]

Finding another slug trail in the kitchen.

[Glutton4...]

Opening Mr.G's wardrobe, to air it, and having a load of clothes fall out onto the floor. There is a hanging organiser in there, and stacking baskets, so everything can go neatly in, all folded and tidy. WTF!

[julesapple]

Fairy lights that can't just get on with the job. Completely phut. Just had to wreck the tree to get them off. Now need to find more.....

[Feral007]

Catching roosters, zipping into town to swap them-stop mob of sheep............go again, get home with new hens, head back to town.............go slooooooow logging truck. Is it a conspiracy to keep me from the awards day at school (the one they told me was on next tuesday?) And you wouldn't dare mention parental participation in schools to me today....................

[julesapple]

Just had a pretty postcard informing me that, as from January 2nd, it will be my turn to clean the brass in the church. An hour and a bit away in Bath.

I don't go to church.......or to Bath.

[Aberdeenplotter]

what shower sent you that?

[julesapple]

LOL I'd love to write the lady's name because it's a double-barrelled corker, but I shan't. I do know this church, I've been there to do some events. I think that's how they got my details. Pity they didn't read them.....might've saved them a stamp!