The Veggie Chicken insults and accusation's thread!

[Feral007]

How did I miss this, yes phrases like arrrr bisty boy? (how are you), and who belongs to that house? are the order of the day in Rrrrrradnor

Wonder if my boys are a bit welsh then? I remember the neighbour lol to me about one of the boys saying 'That tree is allergic to my brother' - of course, it was his brother who was allergic to the tree. But just as it was said, brother came round the corner on skates and ran into the tree so she was in stitches - cos if the tree wasn't allergic to him, it should have been.

[veggiechicken]

Feral Ali - 'That tree is allergic to my brother" sounds sooooooo Welsh - it must be the New South Wales effect.

[lottie dolly]

you really do thrive on a insult VC,so in order not to dissapoint you i will try,

don't you dare go to derby and embaras that poor lad,

[veggiechicken]

That's not an insult Lottie - you must try harder.
That is a Dare and I find those irresistible.

[Mikey]

How about this one, when out on the town.

Who's coat is that jacket?

[veggiechicken]

That's one of my favourites, Mikey!
Yesterday, out walking the dogs on the beach, met a couple in their 50/60s maybe. We chat about the weather, then he says, "The Babies are enjoying themselves" - so I look around, see no children.
Then he says "And they've taken Mam out for a walk!". Then I realised, I was Mam and the dogs were the babies. Couldn't help smiling - first time I've ever been called Mam

[lottie dolly]

VC,i find it hard to knowingly insult a person,althogh i might inadvertaintly,without realizing,then feel terrible,unless its an enemy,thats very different lol,

[veggiechicken]

Don't worry about insulting me, Lottie - you can practise your skills here and I won't take offence - honest!!

[snohare]

Don't worry about insulting me, Lottie - you can practise your skills here and I won't take offence - honest!!

I know just what you mean Lottie, but really, you must remember - "where there is no sense, there is no feeling"...

[veggiechicken]

You're improving Sno, that's almost an insult, or, maybe its a compliment
With my head full of non-sense, its hard to decide

[lottie dolly]

I know just what you mean Lottie, but really, you must remember - "where there is no sense, there is no feeling"...

has someone beed bitten or stung,and NOT felt it,better get checked out for................................................................................................................................................traped nerves,

[Mikey]

If you don't feel capable of insulting the lovely VC lottie, you can always practice your craft on me. budge up VC.

[veggiechicken]

We've been sharing the podium for a while, Mikey You seem to be the butt of the best insults though, mine are wishy-washy at best
Bring 'em on, Grapes, there are two of us now

[lottie dolly]

If you don't feel capable of insulting the lovely VC lottie, you can always practice your craft on me. budge up VC.

my craft is sewing,cooking and diy lol,am to nice to insult anyone,

we just had some ice boulders shooting grom the sky,in all my years,have never seen any this big,we were expecting the windows to crack as they hit and bounced of onto the patio and bounced again before breaking up smaller,i puled the blind down upstaires on the roof light,just in case,DH was on the mope at the backdoor,it was very fierce indeed,

[veggiechicken]

Its wasn't us LottieD. We didn't throw those icy lumps at you - you'll have to find someone else to blame