Midsummer Fayre?

[mothhawk]

As I stood leaning on a farm gate, gazing out across the valley this morning, I thought I could see goings on in the hamlet down across the valley.

Looked like someone was hanging out bunting at the Gardener's Rest. Is there going to be a Midsummer Fayre do you think?

[Nicos]

Strangely Nicos was thinking that very thought at that very moment.
She'd heard the distant tinkle of bells coming from the village green.

"Oh myyyyy" she said gleefully- rushing off to find her bestist dancing cloggs.....

[Patchninja]

Ooo-er missus, I think you're right. I'll hurry over to Mr P to tell him to get his pickled onions out!

[Florence Fennel]

It must have taken ages for Jules to make that bunting. Are his pickled onions the sweet small ones that I like best Patch and is there any pork pie?

[Nicos]

I think VC is sorting out the pork pie and sausages

Tell you what though....I'm sure there are some old umberellas at the back of the vicerage- just in case the weather changes

[donnakebab]

And if there aren't enough umbrellas we can always use rhubarb leaves.

Lord knows we have plenty at the moment and who doesn't love a nice hot rhubarb crumble whatever the weather. Just serve with hot custard or ice cream depending on the prevailing temperatures.

[Florence Fennel]

I'll pass on the Umble Emma thanks, if the weather changes just reserve me a seat at the bar with the pork pie and a pint of best bitter. Could do with a bit of a hoover in the tap room, there are still pine needles from last year's tree.

[Florence Fennel]

I'm thinking of setting up a tombola stall. Got any unwanted gifts to donate?

[veggiechicken]

I think VC is sorting out the pork pie and sausages
Tell you what though....I'm sure there are some old umberellas at the back of the vicerage- just in case the weather changes

The only pork pies and sausages you'll get from me Missus will be veggie ones!!

[Florence Fennel]

Veggie Pork Pie VC? Really? How very dare you?

[veggiechicken]

It you want the real thing, you'll have to find someone else

[Florence Fennel]

Someone else it is then. Binley? You got any? Please?

[eirish]

I hope someone's made borage ice cubes for the Pimm's.

[bearded bloke]

Wayhay,threads got onto alcohol,I'm in

[Aberdeenplotter]

I can't understand this fixation with food. A nice flagon of cyder will do nicely ta. Oh and some beer nuts. Can't seem to find them anywhere these days.