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  • #91
    Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
    I got sent for a long weight when i was an apprentice
    I bet you did
    Left handed scissors...?
    Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

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    • #92
      I got a phoneless cord!

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      • #93
        A size 10 Fallopian tube and a 5 minute drip stand.........
        Ali

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        Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

        One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

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        • #94
          fork handles?

          The two ronnies - Fork handles - YouTube

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          • #95
            I liked the Two Ronnies doing a phonetic foreign language, F U N E M? S V F M. F U N E X? S V F X.
            Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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            • #96
              A spade handle - for No Dig gardeners

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              • #97
                I think I'd be better off doing a bran tub. I can't see many folk buying tickets for these prizes.
                Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                • #98
                  A tub of bran - is that for slugs?

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by GardenFaery View Post
                    NOOOOO! Four candles!
                    Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                    Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                    • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                      A tub of bran - is that for slugs?
                      No silly, they'll not have a go.
                      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                      • Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
                        No silly, they'll not have a go.
                        Not even with ready money?

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                        • Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
                          I think I'd be better off doing a bran tub. I can't see many folk buying tickets for these prizes.
                          You'd be surprised - there's people crying out for inflatable dartboards



                          and chocolate fireguards



                          and no builder should be without spare spirit level bubbles

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                          • a straight boomerang? - ( a stick!)

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