Artificial grass

[kentishgal]

But you may need a Hoover Mower, on the long pile setting, to keep it clean!

come to think of it mine does collect dog and cat hair like nobody's business!!
Im not sure why all the haters want people with 'plastic' grass to go out and get plastic trees, flowers and veggies though? Cant we have real ones or does abit of astroturf ban us from enjoying pottering in the garden?
Honestly Id love a huge garden with access so I could have a nice lawn (well, if Im honest Id love a wildflower meadow!LOL) but sadly sometimes we have to go with practicality.

[veggiechicken]

Mikey has already bought an artificial Ch....mas tree, so he's bound to want to plant it outside through the summer. So the next step has to be plastic flowers...........
You can do whatever you like, KG, but I fear it may be too late for Mikey

[piskieinboots]

It's fine for hockey pitches - end of (in my world)

I agree Mikey, AT wasn't his sparkly best in this programme - not sure I'll continue with it.

[Mikey]

VC you are on the wrong thread, its the other one you are supposed to be insulting me on!!

I'll have to go off and see if I can find some artificial trees and veg now, why do you put these ideas in my head.

[Mikey]

The trouble is we all have areas of garden which really are a bit pointless, the lawn in the image for example, will anyone ever play on it, no its there for the viewing of others, so why not make it false. False doesn't always look false any more.

See photos attached including a for Link/ my tree VC.