Muddy Summer

[binley100]

French beans rotting in a soggy swamp
Potatoes blighting by the hour
Snugs are out to have a chomp
Courgettes are failing by the flower
Everyone wants at least one red tomato
Weeds are growing with all their might
Rain is making butts overflow
and turning day into night



So I'm offering this simple phrase
To each and every one of you
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Muddy Summer to you

Gawd I must be bored................

[Aberdeenplotter]

Gawd I must be bored................

Yups but entertaining

[lottie dolly]

That's a good one Binley,any more to come,

[hamesy]

Yup, went down the allotment this morning to find it was just mud. I spent five minutes there and came back home, I didn't fancy the possibility of slipping over in the mud.

[binley100]

I'm one of the lucky ones , I'm not flooded yet. The centenary garden is and some of the plots are .In fact one guy has water coming up out of the ground and is worried about a Guatemalan sinkhole appearing.........sooooooooo alltogether now

Mud, mud, glorious mud,
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So follow me, follow, down to the lottie
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

[Patchninja]

It's as bad here. My daughter and family came over on holiday and were so desperate for some sunshine, they've driven nearly 1000 kms to the south east of France which is the only dry place in the country! I've got a friend in the Creuse wearing bedsocks at night as it's so cold, and I bet Scarey is a bit on the chilly side! Here, we're wearing flippers. Invited to a BBQ tonight and can't refuse...aarrgghh.

[binley100]

Layer up Patch and if it improves you can remove a layer.....don't forget your wellies

[lottie dolly]

are you arranging a MUD party Binley,they say is good for the skin,so long as you got the hose pipe ready for afters showers,OH and the mud is slug free lol,

[bearded bloke]

are you arranging a MUD party Binley,they say is good for the skin,so long as you got the hose pipe ready for afters showers,

Ladies,mud,hose pipes Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Come on chaps.............

I feel smutty,
Oh so smutty
I feel smutty,so smutty today
And I pity
Any chap that doesn't think that way

See the pretty girls
In the mud &the wet tee shirts

[binley100]

norty BB

[bearded bloke]

norty BB

Bet you chuckled though Bin's

[binley100]

Didn't expect it off you.............CS or potty maybe

[bearded bloke]

*BB wanders back to norty step

[cardiffsteve]

Didn't expect it off you.............CS or potty maybe

but but but..........................................

[Potstubsdustbins]

Didn't expect it off you.............CS or potty maybe

ME Missus not me missus.

Potty