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Were the posh twits down at number 42 having one of the upperclass garden parties again. The last one ended........
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..... in heated arguments over whose cucumber tasted best in the sandwiches. "Pretentious upstarts" mumbled Harry grumpily "what's wrong with Tetleys?". That mysterious sickly smell seemed to be coming from........Comment
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"Tetleys would be my choice of beer" said Simon from forty two, but" I always keep my cucumber for Hendricks. So I'm not responsible for the LS" he prattled on........
No..the smell was from an altogether different source....there was talk on the plots of a mysterious man from the east who nobody seemed to have seen in person......Last edited by Newton; 15-07-2012, 08:34 AM.
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Except for Feral007 - who'd seen him after drinking copious amounts of sloe gin.............Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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.........and everyone knew that the things seen by Feral when she'd been on the sloe gin were best forgotten. The man on Plot 33 had never recovered from hearing about ..........Comment
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............how most people got cream crackered but Feral got Tim TammedAli
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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Ahhhh, Biscuits, thought Harry, Time for my morning cuppa! Opening the shed door............Comment
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the stench knocked him backwards,then he caught a glimps of ..........................................................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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Veggie Chicken.................arrayed in her finest leeks.............Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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Twas the toe jam that sent his nostrils reelingAli
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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Pulling her leeks about her and tugging on her wellies VC tried her best to cover up the appalling stench.
"O Thank' ee Kind Sir, for I 'ave been locked in 'ere now for well over a week and 'ave 'ad to 'ave many a leek in that time." Harry scratched his bald head and .............Comment
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how he loves his jam,but yuk,not with leeks,it was scones and fresh cream with jam that was on his mind,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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Leaving the shed, having lost the plot completely by now, Harry returned to his allotment.
But first he had to walk past the posh folk who we talking in loud "yah yah yah" voices about the mysterious person from who rents number 8.....If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!Comment
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...........and only appears after dark when they have left for their upper-class homes and wall-to-wall TVs. "But, Daaarling, we know somebody has been there because............Comment
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a Mars Bar wrapper had been spotted on the floor"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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