Once upon a Grape - DIY Fiction

[Nicos]

And indeed they were!
They had been practicing synchronized 'swimming/wiggling' for the past 6 months and were now at their peak for the upcoming GYO Olympic activities....

[veggiechicken]

........but there's stiff competition as it is said that the Vicar has entered his pumpkin in the weightlifting contest - since its a Hundredweight..........

[Feral007]

There's a late entry on it's way tho..............Harry has a zuchinni - I mean courgette that'll knock the world for 6! Or is that cricket? No matter, it's a courgette to die for............and little does he know .....

[Nicos]

Harry had been entered into the bog snorkeling competition along with.....

[veggiechicken]

.........Tracy from Plot 21, who, it was said, had her own buoyancy aids and...........

[Glutton4...]

...wasn't afraid to use them!...

Meanwhile...

[Nicos]

...Fred ,from Plot 6,was rummaging around in the mud with a pointy stick looking for Agnes's teeth (which had dropped out into the cabbage patch whilst they were on the look out for caterpillars)....

[veggiechicken]

..... "'Ave you found 'em yet?" mumbled Agnes, sucking on a strawberry, "I need 'em for crimping the pastry".
Suddenly, Fred straightened up, clutching.........

[Feral007]

clutchiing his big stick...............(with the pointy end)..........ewww, errrr, I think I've punctured someone's boyancy aid.......................

[lottie dolly]

they all burst out laughing as the teeth came flying out and landed in harry's pond,a slug on the end of his stick was about to fall of into..............!!!!!!!!!

[Tripmeup]

.....what looked like a big bucketful of empty Mars bar wrappers....
“Them from No 8 have been around again”, scowled Harry as he slowly stroked his...

[veggiechicken]

........favourite courgette, the one he knew would win the prize at the allotment show in the funny shaped veg category. Meanwhile, Agnes rushed towards the pond to recover her false teeth while Fred, bemused, looked at the punctured "falsie" and said.............

[lottie dolly]

so thats where the rest of my fancydress got to

[Peas'n'Kews]

Wot! Said Agnes - I didn't know the Allotment Veg competition require fancy dress! All I've got is these big fig leaves.....

[veggiechicken]

.......Harry nearly choked on his digestive. "You need rhubarb leaves, Agnes, them fig leaves are nowhere near large enough for you!". Agnes glowered, forgetting that she had no teeth, and mumbled......