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.....what the ladies in the shed were doing, now that they'd drunk all the elderflower champagne and it was .........
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it was more than the poor Vicar could bear - he quietly and with much grace, slid to the ground in a dead faint.
Just then the police arrived in their panda cars (do they still have panda's?) siren's blazing.
Harry tucked his mobile phone away and he and Agnes approached the rushing police - just grab the Posh lady first fella's, we've been after her so long we don't want her to get away again...........oh d@mnAli
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Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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....the ladies in the shed chose that very moment to fling open the door and most of their inhibitions.
"Ooooo, Look, girls, its the police - they get younger every day - just what we need for our party" and they rushed out........Comment
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the boys in blue went fifty shades of pale as the inebriated ladies made a grab for their truncheonsS*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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.... but they were used to this and stood their ground, handcuffs at the ready........Comment
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in all the uproar,everyone completly forgot about the poor vicar,who had regaind some diplomasy by this time,stood up and gave a sermon to the peeps about such BAD behavour,then stormed of to pray for their ...............sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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...attendance in church next Sunday as the collection lately had been a bit low, in fact scarcely enough to cover the cost of the communion wine.......Comment
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.......because he had been sipping it more than he should,just to steady his nerves a bit on account of the paritioners defoults against the lord,the next day after being held overnight by the hedlu,the repentant ladies returned with......sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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returned with a bottle of communion wine under each arm and an apology to go with it.
Meantime the vicar's pumpkin vine (altho smelling a bit whiffy) was growing great guns with the urine fertilizer.
Agnes and Harry had returned to their office in MI6. Billy wandered the lottie alone and bereft.....until Jerry turned up and said "I say, old chap, have you by any chance seen..................Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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The two new plotholders at 44? Rather odd couple I’d say.....He is an ex boxer and she used to be a ballerina apparently..She had to give up due toI dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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.... her tutu becoming too too tight. Now she.........Comment
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...pirouettes around the runner beans...If the river hasn't reached the top of your step, DON'T PANIC!Comment
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....do teaching,as a matter of fact,i believe she got a concert planned in the village hall in a couple of months time,that will be good for the young uns,the theme is .................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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......."Dancing with vegetables". Buy your tickets now twittered the ballerina - we're expecting a Cue.........Comment
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.....outside on the night so best buy now,sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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