Once upon a Grape - DIY Fiction

[mothhawk]

".... as we'll be auctioning the vegetables off at the end of the concert."
"I'm not spending money to watch blokes in tights" muttered Harry.
"Yes, but there'll be girls in tights too," said Billy, "and if...

[veggiechicken]

....we get there early we'll have front row seats and we'll be able to........

[mothhawk]

"....be first out of the door to the pub at the end. There's sure to be a rush on account of...".

[veggiechicken]

....its that posh bloke's birthday and there's an open bar..........

[Tripmeup]

Meanwhile, at the local called the Mouldy Spud, John the barman scratched his head and nibbled on his nuts...Gazing at the local paper he said," Says here that there's going to be a concert or sumfink...I might

[Feral007]

Close the bar for the night and go watch. The barman was rather partial to blokes in tights.............ever since he was a youngun and the last of 10 boys - his mother made him do ballet and really it was the best time of his life. Will the Jerry's party be dry? What a catastrophe!

[Nicos]

....but no, of course it wouldn't be dry. Jerry has a heated indoor pool ,hot tub,sauna and jacuzzi.....

[Peas'n'Kews]

... and all the elderflower champagne you can drink, providing you can reach it on its rubber ring float in the middle of the pool.

[Feral007]

I'm taking swimming lessons already said feral brandishing her snorkel and fins............I mean Agnes.

(Secretly Feral has brought an inflatable shark with her and will make sure she gets more than her fair share of the champers!)

[veggiechicken]

.... "Feral, put Agnes down" shouted Harry "its not a fair match between an inflatable shark and a dentally challenged Agnes"...Agnes looked gob-smacked.......

[Feral007]

Agnes looked gobsmacked.........well she usually did when she forgot her teeth! Feral walked away with her head down and her hands in her pockets........where the remote for the inflatable shark was hiding.... cue in the Jaws music

[northepaul]

(Been enjoying it very much BTW )

[Tripmeup]

Peter was a regular at the Mouldy Spud and he liked the odd grumble or two.....
“Did you hear we have been importing Spanish snails”, he said with a snort, “great big ones apparently....are we supposed to eat them or what?”
“Why next thing you know, we will be importing....

[Nicos]

them from France- and smothering them in garlic butter!

Ohhh said Agnes- I could manage to eat some of those without me teeth in!....Actually.....

[lottie dolly]

MMMMM that reminds me,i seen some whopers down the lottie,if i can collect enough,maybe i could do some pub runs in the eavening,like they do with crab sticks ext,will suppliment my incomb and some time out meeting new .........