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....but he fainted when Harry told him that you have to cut the male bits off. They carried him to Billy's shed and brought him round by switching on the radio and giving him a dose of Test cricket, then Harry lit his pipe and Billy made a brew and said, "What do you think is the best..."
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Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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....biscuit to go with a cuppa, Jerry? Digestives or Ginger Nuts? Or would you prefer a piece of Agnes's .......Comment
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Which is a trick question of course, a bloke should just know what he likes when it's put in front of him, not the names of them or where to buy them in t' supermarket..............course with Aggie around they did have to learn a bit or they'd be as like to sit down to dog biscuits as a digestive.
There was a sudden huuuuuuge explosion from the back of Harry's shed..............that'll be t cider said Harry.Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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...looking worried "We'd better open a few bottles to release the pressure" and Billy, Jerry and Harry rushed around to the back of Harry's shed, drooling in expectation. But when they got there...........Comment
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They found The Posh Lady............and she wasn't a happy woman!Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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She wasn't sober either, which didn't help. "By 'eck", said Billy, "Look at that! Who'd have thought...."Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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... that a couple of bottles of home brew could have that effect on a lady...........Comment
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There was the Posh Lady, swishing her skirts around and dancing barefoot thru the puddles with Aggie's spare teeth clicking away like castanets in her hands!
Jerry looked very pale when he saw her, but she just cackled away like a mad woman........the boys all wondered if maybe someone had been growing some funny stuff on their lottie as she did seem to be behaving very out of character. Suddenly James Bond rushed into the allotment on a very swish motorbike......................Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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....James Bond - that was their their tongue-in-cheek nickname for Old Jim on plot 7 who'd been coming to the allotment since 1963 on the same old Raleigh bike. Both of them had seen better days but as Jim said - Everything still works as it should so why..............Last edited by veggiechicken; 22-07-2012, 10:02 AM.Comment
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"....can't I find my bicycle pump?" "Probably 'cos I've been using it as a greenfly sprayer for three months", said Harry. Agnes snatched her teeth back from the posh lady as she swished by and said....Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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Give me them back yer tart! An' stay away from me bikie too............who'd a thought of Aggie as a Bikie Chick?Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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... At first glance, nobody, but in the heat of summer, when Aggie took off several layers of thermal vests, they saw she had tattoos .......Comment
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Tatt's and dreads, and a vinyl bikie jacket too.............oh she was a sight for sore eyes, she wos, sitting astride the parcel carrier on the back of the raleigh as it charged thru town (only on the downhill, they got off and walked up hills)Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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.....arms wrapped around Jim's waist and his face as red as a beetroot - whether from the pedaling or the squeezing who could tell? Sometimes they'd skid into the The Mouldy Spud (since it was at the bottom of the hill) and with a squeal of brakes............Comment
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and a look of bliss on their faces!Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's ClubComment
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