If this is your first visit, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
..........at cost to their poor arms thought aggie,just then a roar went up as the first over the line happend to be the posh block and his missus,{part of the agreement she made due to her recent behaviour,..................
Last edited by lottie dolly; 23-07-2012, 12:37 PM.
sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
...problem is she didn't look quite so posh with her frock and legs akimbo....and OMG don't look!!!!!!...what sort of knickers was she wearing? they were....
.......still at home in her drawers!! In the rush to be there in time for the wheelbarrow race, Posh Bird had come out half dressed! Lots of cheering and jeering from the ringside spectators as an embarrassed Jerry dropped her flat on her face into.............
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
.......by falling in the pond again. Aggie was always drawn towards liquid, be it the pond or alcohol. The onlookers didn't know which direction to onlook first -Posh Bird in the manure or Aggie in the pond - their heads swiveled to and fro as if they were at Wimbledon. Suddenly........
Full of Muck that was being brought in for the Muck Throwing contest..............ewwwww! Blow flies, horse flies and bot flies descended on the Merc till it was buzzing louder than the Bee Botherers Hives!
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
"Wossat? " said Billy "I can 'ear summat". Gradually the uproarious crowd calmed itself, cupped hands to ears and listened .... a panicky squeal could just be heard from inside the Merc........
People crowded closer and closer to the blue Mercedes and what a sight greeted them...There in the back seat was the Vicar and he had his hands wrapped tightly around
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
The vicar looked up at the sea of faces - a blurry sea since the muck was all over the windows........he looked stricken..............no, no, he cried.............it's not what it looks like! These are not really knickers they're.........................
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
Comment